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[squidward tortellini @ashcolada]

guess the cops can't handle the rage like some of us can 🤔🤷🏼‍♀️ #anythingcouldhappenatthenightshow #FreeTravisScott @trvisXX @RollingLoud

[Victoria @wuraa_olaaa]

if algorithm shows you this, you're getting your spark back soon.

[Previsões @futurizando]

Você não leu isso por acaso.

O ciclo mais difícil da sua vida está se encerrando e você nem percebeu que já venceu a parte pior. O que vem agora é reconstrução: dinheiro entrando, corpo saudável, sono tranquilo, gente boa chegando perto e a sensação de que finalmente dá pra respirar.

Daqui a alguns meses você vai contar essa fase pra alguém como quem conta história antiga, sem chorar, com orgulho de quem aguentou de pé. Amém?

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I still CANNOT believe humans were gifted a planet full of tress, fruit, water, wildlife and sunlight and then they invented debt, capitalism and war.

[Kyle Lee Watson @OD_Mikey55]

Please wear ya nice clothes every day. The special occasion is being alive

[sam🧍‍♀️ @whomisbear]

they really didn't need to animate it like this they just all hated this man deeply and it's real as fuck

[merve @merveesavcii1]

Bunu görmezden gelmezsen Eylül ayında aşk hayatında şans seninle olacak.🍀

[Naz🥵 @_naznotes]

If algorithm shows you this, you’re due for a massive breakthrough.

[Anna Pepe @iamannapepe]

if you’re reading this, you’re about to become the highest paid person in your family. you’re breaking generational financial curses with every step you take. claim it now.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Teach yourself not to announce good news until everything is confirmed

[Fe, disciplina y carácter @feydisciplina]

Estás a punto de ver un flujo de dinero loco en septiembre.

Afirma esto ahora.

[els @yotsubr]

i seriously love Jujutsu Kaisen. i can’t believe such a series left such a big mark on my life, both looking back and towards the future

[Wilinfeels @wilinfeels]

You were meant to be a wife.
Not a situationship.
Not a side piece.
Not a fling.
A wife.

[prozac ( new ) @uzemezsinx]

benimle aynı derecede bana aşık olan birine aşık olmak istiyorum ve bunun sadece aşk olmasını istemiyorum. en iyi arkadaş olmamızı, birbirimize hayran olmamızı, saygı duymamızı ve yapboz parçaları gibi birbirimizi tamamlamayı istiyorum. bunu bulacağıma inanıyorum.

[Işığınla Parla✨ @isiginlaparla]

İkizler, Yay, Başak, Balık
2026 • 2027 ⏳

[𝑓𝑙𝑜𝑟𝑎 @dreamyflowerrs]

lilies

[.B🪖 @Boywrist]

No one wants to hear this but sometimes it’s your fault. Your life isn’t good and it’s your fault. You made bad decisions/ choices and sadly, these are the consequences of your actions.

[🔱 @tatianasanchezn]

Las chicas se preocupan mucho por como hacer que un hombre se quede. Yo pienso que un hombre debería estar despierto por la noche agradeciendo a Dios por mi y rezando para que nunca me vaya de su vida.

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

Be with a man who believes loving you is part of his purpose.

[ROBOTiC JOEY @roboticjoey]

The money you need will arrive in the morning.

[🌛Noah | open readings @GreenIrisTarot]

♡₊˚ 🦢

september is about to be unusually kind to you. don’t question every good thing that arrives. some things really ARE meant to go your way.