Ashley

[Ashley @ashcooperjack]

april fools day:
1) pull pranks
2) believe nothing
3) trust no one

[Ashley @ashcooperjack]

has anyone checked on pitbull during the pandemic?
going from mr. worldwide to mr. stay at home has got to be a shock

[Ashley @ashcooperjack]

Stimulus Check: $1,400

Me at Jack in the Box: Bring me the box cutter! Release Jack!

[Ashley @ashcooperjack]

Stimulus Check: $1,400

Me at Victoria’s Secret: Tell me!

[Ashley @ashcooperjack]

Stimulus Check: $1,400

Me to the Girl Scouts: Give me the thick mints!

[Ashley @ashcooperjack]

so it’s 1:31am & i can’t sleep because i’m thinking “wtf happened to the wishbone from thanksgiving?”

[Ashley @ashcooperjack]

so statistically nevada is 50th in education — so it makes sense it's taking a long time for them to count

[Ashley @ashcooperjack]

y’all. it’s not looking good for kanye...

[Ashley @ashcooperjack]

for those of you stressed about the election, here’s some good news:

chicken breast is only $1.38/lb at winco right now.

[Ashley @ashcooperjack]

y’all watching the season finale of the united states tonight?

[Ashley @ashcooperjack]

so like what’s up with this voting thing? i’ve been seeing it everywhere. someone please tell me what we’re voting on!!
#vote

[Ashley @ashcooperjack]

it’s 4/20 eve
make sure to leave milk, cookies & cannabis out for snoop dogg

[Ashley @ashcooperjack]

congrats to the lady addicted to eating toilet paper from “my strange addiction” on her first week sober!

[Ashley @ashcooperjack]

THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO WALMART
HE WAS LOOKING FOR A ROLL TO STEAL
HE WAS IN A BIND
CLENCHING HIS BEHIND
HE WAS WILLING TO MAKE A DEAL

[Ashley @ashcooperjack]

it’s not a ‘kiss me i’m irish’ type of day..
more like a ‘wave at me from 6 feet away’ kinda day

[Ashley @ashcooperjack]

what if they close the grocery stores?
we will have to hunt for our food.
i don’t even know where doritos live!

[Ashley @ashcooperjack]

toilet papering someone’s house would be a massive flex right now

[Ashley @ashcooperjack]

@lorealhair @Influenster #EverPurePurple #EverPure #PurpleShampoo #complimentary

[Ashley @ashcooperjack]

there is no room for unsupportive friends & family in 2020

[Ashley @ashcooperjack]

i just made a wish at eleven:eleven on one/one/twenty-twenty ✨