AshCruse

I’m a sour patch kid.

[LADbible @ladbible]

Remembering when Lewis Capaldi was struggling against his Tourette’s syndrome at Glastonbury, but the crowd supported him through to finish ‘Someone You Loved’

Special moment ❤️

[:( @soittgoess]

actually this is the saddest thing ever when you know what she is talking about

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I love all the hardos who trash Taylor Swift but then cum on rap battles and dis tracks. Taylor is arguably the greatest singer/songwriter diss track writer ever. You don't have to love her but if you don't respect her otherworldly talent you are a hater #TTPD

[trash jones @jzux]

eclipses don’t impress me. i am abruptly overcome by darkness every day

[AshCruse @ashcruse]

Am I Carrie Bradshaw in Season 1 episode 9 😦

[AshCruse @ashcruse]

I forget that I have this app. I log in once and three hours later I’m down the deepest rabbit hole of Taylor and her playlist release. Send help.

[hal @haliwriteswords]

i’ll never give a fuck about the “romance book porn addiction” arguments because at the end of the day the genre is as popular as it is (and always has been) because women just want to read a book set in a world where men are nice to them. that’s literally it.

[AshCruse @ashcruse]

@LinkedIn I’ve had a case open for almost a month with zero action. Can someone please look into this?!

Case 230925-021604

[AshCruse @ashcruse]

@Delta I finally made it back to Nashville and survived The Great War (Deltas Version).
🫶🏼

[AshCruse @ashcruse]

Finding an available @Delta flight is like trying to snag last minute @taylorswift13 tickets…basically impossible.

[AshCruse @ashcruse]

@Delta trying to understand your checked bag policy when flights are cancelled! Am I supposed to grab it somewhere? Will it automatically go to my final destination? What if I book with another airline but y’all still have my luggage?

[AshCruse @ashcruse]

@erastourticketz Death by a thousand cuts!!

[AshCruse @ashcruse]

You can always tell who was conceived on hundred dollar bills while at horse races. #steeplechase #daddy

[AshCruse @ashcruse]

I just entered to win 2 tickets to see @taylorswift13 thanks to @Lightning100! Follow the link for your chance to win! https://t.co/7KF3VeqUZu

[Sav @SavLovesSwift]

I don’t think Taylor Swift understands there’s not a single song of hers she could get on that stage and sing that we wouldn’t know like ma’am I learned all of the words to I’d Lie from a YouTube lyric video in 2007 and haven’t looked back since –

[AshCruse @ashcruse]

How many times must I call/email @westelm before I find out where my replacement furniture is?! It’s been three weeks and multiple conversations with no resolution!

[Ryan Carter @NashvilleRyan]

Hey @GovBillLee. How about we focus on keeping kids alive and safe in school instead of focusing on drag shows and limiting women’s rights? Waiting for the fruitless, “thoughts and prayers,” to come next. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #covenantschool

[AshCruse @ashcruse]

Then someone added “I’m not sure if the fobs in the elevator work.”

🤔 I’m sorry, are we completely missing the part of the conversation where the power is out building wide?!

[AshCruse @ashcruse]

Apartment building lost power. Someone posts in the group me “I called the office three times and no one answered.”

🤔 hm maybe because there’s no power…just a thought