Ashutosh Desai

Selling depression memes for dopamine. #KTBFFH. Morbing enthusiast.

[Ashutosh Desai @ashd_cfc]

Gonna make a thread of all the random nerdy or stupid shit I've ever thought of because this platform deserves good content.

[thandi coffee @baewaqufiya]

weird way of announcing the lack of brain.

[Ashutosh Desai @ashd_cfc]

Unbelievably shameless holy shit

[Delhi Police @DelhiPolice]

Some segments from media have mentioned sporadic use of violence/detentions at Jantar Mantar by Delhi Police.
It is informed that no such incident has taken place and protest is being handled professionally. All are requested not to fall pray to any rumour/ misgivings, and, to assist Delhi Police in maintaining peace and public order at and around the site.

[Billy @_billyreid]

North Koreans finding out this morning that they beat Spain 5-0 to win a tenth straight World Cup

[Ashutosh Desai @ashd_cfc]

Good lord my heart sank for a minute

[David Ornstein Fan @DavidPoostein]

🚨EXCL: Morgan Roger’s proposed move to Chelsea on verge of collapse. #AVFC have pulled out of the deal and have decided that they want to keep 23yo attacker + Emery does not want Rogers to leave. #CFC are now looking at other options. @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/EZGMWP5ghg

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

“Hey bro! it’s Mikel Arteta, I’ll love to have you at Arse…”

Morgan Rogers:

[Manu Sebastian @manuvichar]

Irony of Law Ministry observing Nelson Mandela day on the same day a peaceful protest is coercively crushed.

#SonamWangchuk

[snuffles🌊 @snufflessxx]

all i do is wake up and watch a dead nation die again

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Indian activist on hunger strike for 20 days forcibly taken to hospital https://t.co/C8g9vIq6v2

[Neha @neha_aisa]

Health Update on Day 18 of Indefinite Hunger Strike by Dr. Anjali Chhabria who has more than 40 years of experience as a doctor in Mumbai

[Sincere Dibya @TheSincereDude]

"Show me 4 cars damaged by E20," challenged Nitin Gadkari.

"Suzuki has serviced 1.5 crore vehicles with zero damage," claimed Hardeep Singh Puri.

Well, a Consumer Court just gave you your first official reality check. ⚖️

The Raipur District Consumer Commission has ordered Maruti Suzuki to completely replace a customer’s ₹20.5 Lakh Grand Vitara (or refund the full amount with compensation) because E20 blended petrol repeatedly stalled the engine and caused severe breakdowns.

For months, the Modi government has gaslighted ordinary car owners, aggressively forcing ethanol-blended fuel at every pump while giving citizens zero choice.

When taxpayers complained about engine damage and dropping mileage, they were met with arrogant denial from the top ministers.

The court has explicitly called out this "unfair trade practice."

Ministers can run PR campaigns, but they cannot run away from a judicial order. Who is going to pay for the lakhs of vehicles quietly rotting away because of forced ethanol blending?

Will Gadkari and Puri take accountability now, or will they keep shielding corporate interests over common taxpayers?

[Sincere Dibya @TheSincereDude]

The common Indian taxpayer is being looted from both ends.

We are paying premium prices for mandatory E20 petrol that drops our mileage, ruins fuel lines, and separates into engine-stalling water sludge during the monsoons.

Meanwhile, independent fuel pump dealers are absorbing losses of up to 20,000 litres due to contaminated stock.

The Modi government pushed this aggressive timeline blindly to appease the ethanol sugar lobby, entirely ignoring that India's fuel storage tanks weren't upgraded for it.

Now, corporate gag orders are being issued to hide the engine damage.

Absolute institutional fraud.

[Ashutosh Desai @ashd_cfc]

@SSTurnbull @Jacksonsrule Schools technically could actually differ on overall grades. Schools in richer areas have more English speaking courses that increase grades for internationals and increase avg. In the suburbs, an overwhelming foreign population and lack of English courses can drop grades a lot.

[Ashutosh Desai @ashd_cfc]

@Jacksonsrule It's more like the education is free. Definitely illegal to bribe your way into school in a better area though.

[eppy @epppyyy]

To those that are unaware about what is happening in India

[eppy @epppyyy]

The entire country is asking for the resignation for a single person

[Ashutosh Desai @ashd_cfc]

@krazyfrog "This is like suggesting eating in Taj because your local pani puri wala started pissing in the water"

[ocdyeus @krazyfrog]

There is no regular pure petrol in India AFAIK. XP100 is high octane, and unnecessary for most vehicles. So your choice is either E20 or a ridiculously expensive XP100. This is like suggesting eating in Taj because your local pani puri wala started pissing in the water.

[Arjun* @mxtaverse]

Notice how the entire conversation changed from "E20 will save you lots of money" from "pure petrol will cost you more."

We have been pickpocketed, my friends.

[Prayag @theprayagtiwari]

Irom sharmila: the longest hunger strike in modern history