strawberryfet

what if i flop? - oh but my darling, what if you slay?

[Shocky @illogically7]

Yk at first you do the 6-7 ironically to relate to the kids...then you get addicted to it. Every time someone says those numbers in that order your arms can't help themselves. They just do it. Pope Bob is not immune to this.

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

A gummy and a couple chardonnays and I’ll be laughing like Ru Paul in that theater

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

What a good dad. Destroyed that demonic corruption and left the rainbow still proud and shining. Even let his son transition. Thank you for your support Hunter Eagleman

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Over 100,000 kids could get free school lunches for what tonight’s Trump NBA Finals trip is costing taxpayers.

[Ayanokoji @layeee09]

Le vieux du quartier m’a dit : « N’oublie pas que la boussole a été inventée avant l’horloge parce que la direction est plus importante que le temps. »

[DJ Koessler @DJKoessler]

A timeline documenting Trump and Epstein's relationship appeared this morning in NYC, on the corner of Mulberry & Grand 👀

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

This might be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen Hasan say

[DE'RON 🌞 @deronworld]

nikki blonsky pre-racial slur.
zac efron at his prime.
amanda bynes perfectly cast.
elijah kelley singing his face off.
john travolta living his truth.
QUEEN LATIFAH.

quite possibly one the best musical movies of the 2000s, if not THEE best.

[Sandi Bachom 📹 @sandibachom]

This is the guy who fired Colbert for Trump, whose name appears in the Epstein files a million times

[Michael @TheMG3D]

America is the laughing stock of the world, what the actual fuck

[Blaze💚 @BlazesAccount]

Stop! That! Train! press tour has already got an iconic moment😭😭

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

My favorite part of this song is when Vanessa asks the listener if they’ve eaten, not because she’s making sure you’re taken care of, but because if you pass out while dancing with her at the club YOU WILL get left behind

[meg @g0ldzamo]

this is what I mean when I say my mind is so busy

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

You know what to do, gang…

[Jake Justice @jakecobb]

Keep posting this so people don’t forget how truly bad this event was.

Don’t let people gaslight you into thinking it was peaceful and worthy of 1500+ pardons and slush fund payoffs.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

AMERICA COULD HAVE HAD STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS BUT INSTEAD THEY HAVE INSURRECTIONIST FORGIVENESS

[party poison @marcelorodjr]

that's drag

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Congress gets free healthcare for life, a pension when they retire, and $79 A DAY for lunch... that’s all BEFORE their $175,000 a year salary.

The system is a joke and tax payers are the punchline.

[Tim @trouble_man90]

There aren’t adequate words to properly express the depth and scale of trump’s corruption, it’s completely on a scale of its own with no historical equivalent to point to.

[s @colmansfilm]

my very unbiased opinion: it should be hannah waddingham