Ash🏵️

🇨🇦she/her | 29yo | avid AO3 reader | currently obsessed with Hollanov

[Ash🏵️ @ashdrakaina]

Shane had always been a planner.

He made study plans in school before every test so he'd be sure to revise all the material.

He measured the ingredients for his morning smoothie every day with a food scale so it'd be precise and consistent every time.

He bought an apartment

[faye 🏒⛸️ @ottawacens]

the way i think this kinda works fot hollanov: shane "planting seeds" in ilya's mind about fucked up kinks so ilya thinks it was his own idea and shane doesn't have to admit to his fantasies

[Ash🏵️ @ashdrakaina]

Man eventually we gotta stop realizing new things about this show.

Anyway this one made me fucking cry because what do you mean😀

[Emy @awkotacogf13]

@merrikatydid And where Irina should be is just a ledge which represents his passive suicidal thoughts and depression 😭

[Ash🏵️ @ashdrakaina]

I'm like an older sister who knows a little too much about you and your life but it's cool because I got your back

[Ash🏵️ @ashdrakaina]

Found out today I can tell what an ex-brony's kinks are based on which MLP was their main

[sara⁷♡ (8/11&12) @hollaaaanov]

@hollanovsy @halo_ween17 https://t.co/qBd07zse18 sooooooo good

[Sage @mygaragemyrules]

Imagine being a depressed 17yro, who has never been anything but depressed, thinking you’ll never be old enough to wrinkle at all
And now, you are twice the age that you once thought you’d be dead by, and your face is covered in wrinkles that only form through years of laughter

[Ottawa Centaurs @OttawaCentaurs_]

i am already wheezing this shit is so funny

[Ash🏵️ @ashdrakaina]

the bed. Unfortunately, his (unfairly) attractive captor is very clear: he won't be letting Ilya go anytime soon.

Tbc??

[Ash🏵️ @ashdrakaina]

Counter point:
Detective Ilya, admired by his colleagues and feared by criminals for being so damn good at his job.

Criminal Shane who's gone undetected for years because his innocent front is so good nobody sees past it.
The crimes Shane is responsible for are the only ones -

[bruno @perfectkillah]

detective shane x criminal ilya

[Ash🏵️ @ashdrakaina]

they can clear his name.

Then Ilya finds the hidden cameras in his apartment, and realizes he is being targeted.

Before he can do anything about that realization, he finds himself kidnapped and hogtied in the back of a moving car, brought to a secluded cabin, and tied to -

[n @hudsstorrie]

I’m completely losing my mind over this fic of Ilya RUINING Shane on his yoga mat, girls… this is hot

[Ash🏵️ @ashdrakaina]

No no no you don't get it I had to run to the bathroom midday through cuz I was laughing so hard I almost peed my pants

[silver 🥄 @baepshane]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS ROOKIE FLIRTING WITH SHANE IN RUSSIAN TO RILE UP ILYA

[𑣲lily @hollanbun]

I'm so sad not everyone can get how hilarious this video is, Francophone HR wya

[Ash🏵️ @ashdrakaina]

Puppy Ilya on FaceTime with Shane after an old paparazzi pic of him and some past hookup resurfaces, so Shane forbids him from touching his cock and makes him get off by jumping only like the desperate needy pup he is😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Ash🏵️ @ashdrakaina]

@breakbabybreak First sentence, I'm thinking ok sure I don't love that idea about Hollanov usually either. Then I kept reading...

Bro why is your heteronormative patriarchal bullshit in the comments of a gay fanfic PLEASE😭😭😭

[Ash🏵️ @ashdrakaina]

@ArtofOBSESSION Dkmmhkqoo mng kkaddns. Nkkckmmmnmdkdkcksnsjikfmnm!NN nn!nnnn?nn!

[vince🫧GO CANES!!! @vincemoenty]

shane sitting ilya down & saying he wants to be free use. Fast forward to shane buzzing out of his skin in excitement just thinking about what ilya will come up with. first moment comes when he's in the kitchen & ilya comes up behind him, pulls his pants down & eats him out +