I had my airpods in while I was cleaning yesterday & my daughters dance class group chat texted so siri read it to me at the exact moment I tripped and bruised my shin on the stairs so I said “what the fuck man” and siri said “what the fuck man, okay- do you want to send it?” lol
miley cyrus releasing a new single about how she can hold her own hand, love herself like no one can and buy her own flowers, on her ex husband’s birthday is… iconic bitch shit
not sure if anything could’ve prepared me for sitting at the kitchen table with my 5 year old working on homework. helping her read and write words wondering when the heck she grew up 🥺