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[ashley @asheeseidel]

southwest changing the baggage policy when just a few weeks ago we booked flights with them for october solely because of their free bag policy is sickkkk

[ashley @asheeseidel]

@do_not_test_me

[zayn @zaynmalik]

Love You Bro ❤️

[ashley @asheeseidel]

Wordle 1,148 2/6

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i’ve never felt more brilliant in my life

[ashley @asheeseidel]

WHY AM I ON ED TWITTER GET ME OFF OF HERE

[ashley @asheeseidel]

love being gaslighted during thanksgiving dinner 🫶

[ashley @asheeseidel]

you know it’s gonna be a good day when you successfully complete wordle, connections, and cladder

[ashley @asheeseidel]

not the UPS man that delivers to my work telling me he saw me on a dating app ‼️‼️
i don’t think i’ve ever been more embarrassed

[ashley @asheeseidel]

i wonder what goes through Nick Jonas’ mind in order to decide whether or not to sing his red dress line

[ashley @asheeseidel]

meeee like why are we still here we came we saw 😭

[Las Vegas Issues @VegasIssues]

Henderson Animal Shelter is overflowing with pets in need of adoption and is offering half off all adoption fees.

If you've been thinking about getting a new pet, now is a great time.

[ashley @asheeseidel]

i swear i always have typos in my tweets how am i so stupid

[ashley @asheeseidel]

@bwidgette i wish i could :/ she’s too good for me

[ashley @asheeseidel]

i can never get over how gorgeous Christina Aguilera looks in Burlesque

[ashley @asheeseidel]

@kristenxgrace but like.. me and who fr

[ashley @asheeseidel]

one thing that pisses me off to this day is how my mom and her ex shared the same birthday 9/06 and they would send daily texts to each other at 9:06am and 9:06pm talking bout “happy 9:06 😍🎊”

[ashley @asheeseidel]

i love that guy on tiktok that just be out in the rainforest with venomous spiders, snakes, and shit and everytime he picks up an animal he says casually says “yoink”

[ashley @asheeseidel]

got the shark drink from outback and forgot to take my shark home ☹️

[ashley @asheeseidel]

oop just trying to see what to expect for ticket prices for Matt Rife tickets.. wasn’t expecting to be in a queue with 2000+ people ahead of me 🫣