Asherah

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Needing to reassure myself again!

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The axiom of the pimp stunt strategy!

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We are all loud and annoying together !

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I’m so happy that at my job all of my coworkers are Italian American like me! That’s why we are all beautiful, hilarious, and dress unique! Very cool DNA vibe!

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The dudes even part their hair to the side like my grandpa did!

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Nipples and Bellybutton gang!

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I’m so glad that the baby got fat for me like I told him to ❤️🕊️and the people who complain about it are fascists!

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And remember, Papis Dick is the biggest! There is no competition, because he was granted the biggest Ween! Do not compare your ween to his ween !

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Please enjoy yourselves at the Dick Measuring championship !

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I hope the Heroin Chic community enjoys themselves tonight! I hope they go easy on the coke today for Jesus’ sake!

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Being surrounded by suburban midwestern sheeple is probably better than being surrounded by the septum piercing cabal of demented tweaker sheeple ! Even though it’s a tropical environment! But my sheeple are less twack than those colored hair sheeple!

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Rooting for the baby today and hope he has a fun night and shines bright! And there are no bullies messing with him! They are losers and the baby is a big strong winner!

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Beauty inspo!

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So excited that I have a baby still! And goat cheese!

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Not really!

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I hate driving !

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Mix - MGMT - Your Life Is a Lie (Official Video) https://t.co/gxBUxOVkmc via @YouTube

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What makes this even more confusing is that we are a queer couple! I identify as male and he identifies as female! We are straight with extra steps queer couple!

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I feel bad that the baby surrounded by sheeple! We must break the curse !!!!!!!im also surrounded by sheeple and being forced to adapt ! But how can the baby adapt when the herd is violent!

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I have a really brilliant idea! How about we hand him over to me now!