Ralphy Velazquez has homered seven times in his 11 games.
During that time span, he’s hitting .286 and slugging .810.
The walk rate isn’t pretty but these are arbitrary endpoints so none of the stats matter anyway except for fun #nooticing
Poor guy is used to 60,000 mormons sipping on coconut lime dr. pepper watching BYU vs Utah where sex, drugs and rock and roll are banned.
He has no idea whats coming
They thought they could play a “No D” version of the All Star game like the NBA does but all it did was expose the very low level of actual offensive abilities possessed by most of the league.
LeBron was literally planted and sprouted in northeast Ohio and this place is where he found his love for basketball, yet Donovan Mitchell a guy from New York has showed more love and passion to the city of Cleveland than LeBron ever has.
We love you @spidadmitchell ❤️
I mean this is the same dude who gives his people big bonuses from his shows budget. Who started giving out insane amounts of money to college students. He talks about every sport like sportscenter used to before it became all click bait and sensationalism
when drew brees went on sports science and showed he was more accurate than an olympic archer. this dude hit the bullseye 10/10 times brees was an absolute maniac
"Sorry @ReggieBush, we can't offer you. You play in the fake wing T offense. We have to instead offer the kid that runs a 4.8 because he plays in the spread. A real offense"
- Wing T hater if they became a P4 Coach