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too much red wine x

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@rugby_ap 4) send an undercover team to secretly film the director shouting “non, non, not that piiicture” and expose them in a sting operation

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@AndyGoode10 Surely we all can see that the French TV bosses enforce a ‘no replay when we’re at fault’ policy. Onus is then on the tmo/ref to insist on the review. They know what’s coming with the French tv angles, so put your foot down and get the right decision you useless cu🥳🙌👿❤️

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@gnoble79 “I can see the seams” = strong buy

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@JuliaHB1 @Keir_Starmer @RachelReevesMP 4) You will not laugh when I say ‘this is what I keep in my box’

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@JuliaHB1 @Keir_Starmer @RachelReevesMP 1) I am shortly going to fire you which is why I am calling you Chancellor
2) You know you’re dust, but you need to cling on so you will fake strolling past when I say ‘Hey Chancellor’
3) Strawberries must take priority, Nutella 2nd, trad lemon/sugar 3rd with sugar out of sight

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@afneil Top tier post

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@TheBarmyArmy Think the aboriginal fella just dropped the f bomb

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@englandcricket Am loving the gallows humour lads but with the praying mantis duckett snaffling them in the gully like a hungry dingo surely we are golden

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@owenjonesjourno @lukeakehurst Yeah I mean we’ve just had an antisemitic terrorist attack and all but let’s all focus on your fucking conference pass

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@mikekatz @ShabanaMahmood ‘Let’s all have a mature conversation, a mature conversation, a mature conversation. Let’s all have a mature conversation, a mature conversation, mature conversation.’

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@FraserNelson Oi mate this is why we don’t subscribe to the times anymore

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@GavinBarwell Hi Gavin, hope all is well. Might I suggest you fuck off you irrelevant baldy x

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@IsabelOakeshott I voted Reform in the last GE, but what a waste that was. It’s back to the Tories for me and hope we can get Jenrick in before 2029. Pathetic from Reform, and you fully deserve the total meltdown that is incoming. Unelectable amateurs, that had it all to play for.

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@DPJHodges The Henry Olsen live stream on x is excellent

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@leeharris Me? Sir Keir Starmer, son of a toolmaker, the Prime Minister, making decisions & partnering with organisations without legislation? With my reputation? Has no-one thought of the consequences? Oh well...

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@DailyMirror Jesus last night was wild I dreamt that me and ange were getting it on but then I remembered that she wouldn’t let me smoke afterwards which kind of killed my buzz

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@KarlTurnerMP @AngelaRayner She looks so comfortable and natural, her mastery of the decks is incredible!

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@theousherwood Aarrrrggghhhhhhhh if only my brother had shagged my cousin’s sister then Manchester would be ours.

Yes, the same Manchester that gave us everything. Everything we can now celebrate you cunt x

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@theousherwood Theo is as thick as mince

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@tomhfh Have you ever been to either Wales or Cardiff Bay ffs