Asher Wallen

Duke ‘26

[𝕯𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉 Moroz @Dread_Botlord]

(explaining Choosin Texas to a leftist) okay so you need to understand that American Country music has a Sunni/Shia split between Nashville and Austin.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Hope Kyle Juszcykyzck is happy with himself. My 4 year old son Chris saw this demanded that I only fill his sippy dinosaur cup with Bud Light, the official beer sponsor of the NFL

[Drew Savicki @DrewSav]

When Joe Biden was President Olive Garden had unlimited breadsticks

[QBgami @QBgami]

Teams to lose back-to-back home games by double digits against teams with a sub-.200 win % the previous season:

2026 Los Angeles Chargers
1926 Racine Tornadoes

The Tornadoes dissolved the very next game. (h/t @OptaSTATS)

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

DREW LOCK DEEP TO JSN FOR THE TD 💪

(via @NFL)

[clare @clare_stagg]

me in 6th grade, lying:

[Zac Stevens @ZacStevens]

Third worst tackling performance by missed tackles since 2018. In the entire NFL

[WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA @slayyyter]

crank 2 out now.

[Carter Donnick @CDonnick1]

Western Michigan can still win if Mike Pence has the courage

[HTB ♨️ @HenryTheBlasian]

If Adam Silver really wanted to cook he’d combo one of the Clippers picks with the cash prize for the NBA Cup every year for the next 5 years, Clippers can go to war to try to get their picks back it’d be fun TV

[2022 Heisman Winner @vj_v_]

I have yet to see Lebron do this

[Joe Perticone @JoePerticone]

stuff like this must feel so awesome if you're stupid

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

Tonight, the Empire State Building tower lights will turn to a pink sparkle at 9:25 to honor the late Dolly Parton.

Dolly was a global cultural icon whose seven-decade career reached generations of fans. Beyond entertainment, Dolly leaves a significant philanthropic legacy through the Dollywood Foundation and Imagination Library, which has provided hundreds of millions of books to children worldwide.

At Nine-Two-Five tonight, we celebrate her and her legacy 💖

[Cassie @pepsidogonline]

We live in a south park episode

[Basketball Performances @NBAPerformances]

Peyton Watson — Nuggets dunk reel

[Overtime @overtime]

My goodness… 😳

Take a minute and watch GG BANKS 💰

[SleeperBroncos @SleeperBroncos]

🚨 SLEEPERBRONCOS FANTASY LEAGUE: YEAR 2 🚨

We're running it back 🏈

Want a spot in the SleeperBroncos Fantasy Football League?

TO ENTER:
🔹 Follow @SleeperBroncos
🔹 Like + RT this post
🔹 DM a reason why you want in

12 Teams | PPR 🔥

Winners announced this weekend 👀

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Local man suggests jailing own boss.

[Asher Wallen @AsherWallen]

Winfield Game #341
Score: 2 It’s an eagle! 🦅
@thewinfieldgame

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

We’ll see