Carney's Turd Licking PTSD Therapist

Mike Choad, middle-aged middle school hack assistant to the assistant to the vice principal
After 39 years, I am finally the 2nd toughest guy in the 7th grade

[Carney's Turd Licking PTSD Therapist @ashes2ash3s]

NOTHING FURTHER TO REPORT

[John Baron 🇮🇹 @johnbaron1921]

In the least shocking news, Adderall AIDS™ proves again he's a liar and a cop caller.

After falsely accusing an account named Harry Tuttle of being Sean McCabe, AIDS said he didn't want to file a police report.

OOPS! AIDS had already filed one!

@DoctorTurtleboy 🐀

[Carney's Turd Licking PTSD Therapist @ashes2ash3s]

@MissLiss630 It's definitely true! Shingles can be extremely debilitating!

[Carney's Turd Licking PTSD Therapist @ashes2ash3s]

@JulieCar94 @theginnyjamz Her legal team is giving her a 5% discount off their hourly rates for every motion & brief that she writes herself
Apparently, as long as they're getting paid to just stand around looking confused anyway, they're very happy with this arrangement

[Carney's Turd Licking PTSD Therapist @ashes2ash3s]

@901Lulu @igobystephyo I'm guessing because everyone else in the boat was white, so he knew they were trustworthy and his phone would be safe with them
Plus, one of those kids dad is the sherrif, so it'd be even more extra safe

[Carney's Turd Licking PTSD Therapist @ashes2ash3s]

I think I found Bobby Alessi's side hustle

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

A real life Looney Tunes character

[Carney's Turd Licking PTSD Therapist @ashes2ash3s]

@igobystephyo @YourAnonNews I'm old enough to remember how to set up reel-to-reel HiFi 🤣

[Carney's Turd Licking PTSD Therapist @ashes2ash3s]

@YourAnonNews Unfortunately, the pool of candidates for every law enforcement agency in Florida is drawn from the same exact segment of the population commonly known as Florida Man
Give Florida Man a badge and the first thing he does is search for opportunities to pull the old "pit move"

[Carney's Turd Licking PTSD Therapist @ashes2ash3s]

Take that! You bunch of waffle eating losers!

[Bear_Who_Shits_In_A_House @StrutzBearCat]

@LePapillonBlu2 Yeah

[Carney's Turd Licking PTSD Therapist @ashes2ash3s]

@Leigha2233 Just because he's a junkie doesn't have anything to do with his choices regarding his excessive depletion of brain cells
But he's definitely a 5 dollar attention whore, out there on the bloggo-corner selling his skanky ass to any sick pervert that'll so much as look at him

[Carney's Turd Licking PTSD Therapist @ashes2ash3s]

@RenataPatientz I'll just be shitting in the turdle cups on holes #1, 5 & 8, grabbing a beer in the clubhouse, then resume filling the cups at #9, 11, 14 & 18
The promotional aspect is, at the bottom of one of those cups will be 5 crisp $100 bills
The others will each contain a breath mint

[Carney's Turd Licking PTSD Therapist @ashes2ash3s]

'MURICA!!! We're #1
An' if'n yew don't love it, yew kin geeeet the hell out!

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

We do not live in the greatest country on earth. That is the lie they tell us to conceal that we live in the greediest country on earth.

[Carney's Turd Licking PTSD Therapist @ashes2ash3s]

@Nik_1078 @suprfanblogger @davevail Used to? When did he allegedly stop?

[Carney's Turd Licking PTSD Therapist @ashes2ash3s]

@suprfanblogger Golf the sport for the kids who aren't in good enough shape to make the Varsity Basketweaving cut
Seriously, pick up any high school yearbook
The golf team photo is 5 guys shaped like mashed potatoes and one skinny white nerd wearing horn rimmed glasses & an afro who keeps score

[Carney's Turd Licking PTSD Therapist @ashes2ash3s]

@RenataPatientz I remember growing up in an America where WE strived to consistently move forward and actually BE the best
We called it progress
Somewhere down the line progress began to translate to socialism which every retard in this nation who can't define "dictionary" believes is communism

[Carney's Turd Licking PTSD Therapist @ashes2ash3s]

@JewelryByAnita @DisavowTrump20 Ah, no
You seem to be stuck in Fetterman mode
That's when you vote blue no matter who, despite the fact that you're only throwing your support behind a right wing whackjob who only claims to be a Democrat
VET your goddamned candidate for a change

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

We do not live in the greatest country on earth. That is the lie they tell us to conceal that we live in the greediest country on earth.

[Carney's Turd Licking PTSD Therapist @ashes2ash3s]

@RpsAgainstTrump @LePapillonBlu2 Brussels sprouts have been issued an emergency declaration as a Super Double Secret Class A prohibited drug
Simple Possession is a now a Capital Offense

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Belgium’s team celebrated their victory over the US by mocking Trump’s signature double jerk off dance move.

[Carney's Turd Licking PTSD Therapist @ashes2ash3s]

@BostonDotCom Yeah, nope
You'll need to show the full report on this horseshit right here
The full parameters of your "scientific polling" practices, ALL of the collection data, and most particularly the specific FreaKtaRd social media pages you solicited your overtly biased responses from
TIA