asfaq

[Nickel (NEW!) @5cented]

Havent jerked off in a week. I can move small objects with my mind now. Im typing this telepathically

[ERIKA HILTON @ErikakHilton]

Propostas da esquerda:

👩🏽‍🏭 Fim da escala 6x1
💵 Fim do Imposto de Renda pra quem ganha até R$ 5.000
🙅🏽‍♀️ Criminalização da misoginia e proteção das crianças na internet
🚙 CNH gratuita
🥘 Gás do Povo e fim da fome

Propostas da direita:

🇦🇷 Dar medalha pra presidente argentino
🚱 Privatizar água
💥🚄 Privatizar trem
🪫 Privatizar energia
🏚️ Ignorar catástrofes climáticas

[Marcela Pagano @Marcelampagano]

Hoy le escribí al Presidente @LulaOficial Le pedí disculpas en nombre de los millones de argentinos que no insultan a sus hermanos. Brasil no nos soltó la mano en 1982, cuando estábamos solos frente a Inglaterra. No vamos a permitir que un exabrupto destruya 40 años de hermandad. Las naciones duran más que los gobiernos. Los pueblos, más que los agravios. Que la historia nos encuentre, como en Foz de Iguazú, del mismo lado del puente. 🇦🇷🤝🇧🇷 Dejo a continuación la carta para quien quiera leerla. 👇🏻

[Joaquín López-Dóriga @lopezdoriga]

¡Como héroes! Así recibieron a la selección de Cabo Verde en el aeropuerto.

[Obaa Afya Hipsy🧚🏼‍♀️🧡 @Hipsy_afya]

Protect this woman at ALL costs

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

here is Mamdani's entire speech at the Knicks parade, which is easily the best speech I've ever heard at an event of this sort

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

He really truly is a wild card lol

[asfaq @ashfaqbasha]

@NYCMayor Can you good morning us the Pathan living in Uruguay, I already good morninged you .

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

GOOD MORNING NEW YORK CITY.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@AngelaBelcamino

[guyfelicella🇨🇦🍁 @guyfelicella]

Hunter Biden has done more for Twitter in the last 48 hours than Elon has done since he bought it. I haven't laughed this much since before the app became a digital asylum. 😂🔥

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

You caught them. Mom and Dad were going to sell bibles and cell phones, golden sneakers, and NFTs, Chinese watches and cologne but wouldn’t you know someone beat them to the punch. They were left with only one choice write two books like every former First Lady and President has done in modern history.

[El Marqués de las Zorreras @EZorreras]

Cuando tengas un mal día, acuérdate de Paco.

[Sahil @sahill_og]

POV: you are using Claude opus 4.8

[•tr1stan⛷️ @nuel_irl]

This would've been WORSE for Homelander than death.

[Siren 🦇 @Sirensxxsongs]

This line still sends me everytime 😭

[Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw]

ChatGPT allegedly shares your chat query topics, user IDs, and email addresses with Google and Meta, according to a new class action lawsuit filed today.

[𝐈𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐀𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐌𝐢𝐚 @InesBetancur1]

BRASIL 🇧🇷|| Policías militares salvan a bebé de ocho días de nacido, tras asfixiarse en Maracajá.

Un vecino condujo a la familia en un Fiat Palio blanco hasta la patrulla

Estaban allí en el día, hora y lugar correcto, alabado sea Dios 🙏🏻

[Zhao DaShuai 东北进修🇨🇳 Commentary @zhao_dashuai]

Now you know why Epstein didn't invite him to the island.