Ash

my heart says yes but my mom says no

[Ash @ashfastle]

Maybe now that all sports are cancelled I’ll get a text back

[Ash @ashfastle]

@sazzafrazzle For me it was Newport and now it’s gonna be Greece lol

[todd dillard @toddedillard]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but living your life to the fullest does not have to involve hiking

[Ash @ashfastle]

@smaisley Excuse me??? Does she not know that I text men back only in the hopes that I get married so you can take my photos??? And she wants you to do them for FREE?!

[Ash @ashfastle]

@EliMcCann The Adam was a prophet song Slaps like no other.

[Ash @ashfastle]

Bestie I am so tired of men running the world

[Ash @ashfastle]

My body has said “absolutely not” to any forms of sleep

[𝙟𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙚 𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣 𝙥𝙖𝙜𝙚 @c_titties]

why would you go to emo Coachella when you could just watch me do a drunk rendition of misery business at the local karaoke bar for free

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

we’re hosting coachella

[Ash @ashfastle]

@sexyyestrella I don’t exactly know why but I needed to read this tweet

[𝙟𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙚 𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣 𝙥𝙖𝙜𝙚 @c_titties]

If we’re not laying in bed at night showing eachother funny tweets we saw through out the day then I don’t want it

[Ash @ashfastle]

I’m at the point in dating where I am simply just waiting for Jesus to get here so he can point the mf out

[Tyler @tmonson23]

Some days it really is me and my giant $1 McDonalds soda against the world huh

[sharjil rasool @sharjilrasool]

dolly parton funding new masks called worKN95

[Ash @ashfastle]

Khloe apologize to jordyn woods challenge

[Ash @ashfastle]

I am mom

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

Moms love to go “did you hear?” and then proceed to tell you the saddest story you’ve ever heard in your life

[Ash @ashfastle]

None of my gifts are looking like the will to live

[Ash @ashfastle]

looking to achieve the same glow up in 2022 that the QR code had in 2021