turkey queen

it's important u know that I don't follow 2.5k asian anime accounts. my twitter was hacked in 2016 and I've been reluctant to part ways.

[turkey queen @ashfmlup]

Accidentally called my father a "slutty witch bitch". Today is going swimmingly so far.

[turkey queen @ashfmlup]

A Formal Apology to Robert Redford and his Estate but not to Robert Wagner

[turkey queen @ashfmlup]

If sum1 retweets something funny that I retweeted, it is a compliment equivalent to retweeting one of my very own tweets. What I’m saying is I often & innately give myself credit 4 other people’s work. Also, I tried & I don’t think I could make that first sentence more coherent.

[Hello @VeinRichard]

does anyone have anything that I can have?

[Hello @VeinRichard]

I've inherited much of my worldview from my grandfather who would swallow stones because he liked his stomach to hurt

[Matthew Goldin @matthewgoldin]

The moon is so gorgeous tonight. I’m glad I didn’t pass away years ago.

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

why old people always got that blanket on their lap. boner?

[turkey queen @ashfmlup]

this was supposed to blow up. my psychic said it would wtf

[turkey queen @ashfmlup]

Eric Adams

[turkey queen @ashfmlup]

Who's that one Albanian guy? You know him.. yo I swear you'll know who I'm talking about. Shit, it's on the tip of my tongue.

[turkey queen @ashfmlup]

I slept with a youth pastor. Happy Easter.

[turkey queen @ashfmlup]

The only thing I remember about high school is everybody who didn’t know us thinking Jeff and I were in a years-long relationship

[turkey queen @ashfmlup]

osama bin laden really fell off

[epic cat looking galaxy glasses @FaggotLabubu]

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud

[cruelty+ ♅ @portal222heaven]

when you watch family guy, you start to wonder why brian hasnt passed away, as dogs live much shorter lives than people do. but once you realize stewie is still a baby, it all starts to "click"

[Mid Gay Guy Updates @sprwts]

Twink that looks like a memory keeps viewing my grindr profile

[nika 🍂˙⋆✮ @showgirlscully]

you're in his dms, he's bowling a strike to impress me. we are not the same

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Making my world famous Old Bay Arugula

[josé @soberseas]

U don’t have to tell me when I’m in ur dreams

[its jex btw @beersmoker93]

youre not my real landlord

[hamsta @goobygirl2]

what do you do when

[turkey queen @ashfmlup]

@ryanwags13 charmed I'm sure

[turkey queen @ashfmlup]

After three years, I'm making my return to twitter so I'd like to bring this back with me to set the tone.

[ana @pelicinema]

AI cannot come up with something like this