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Appreciation tweet because my girlfriend is better than yours 👸🏼👸🏽❤️

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@kroger fix your app..it logged me out during the payment of my pick up order and now I can’t log back in..I’ve been dealing with this since 4am. Ridiculous.

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@MillerLite Miami beerphins

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Breakfast sandwiches aren’t appreciated enough.

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Hide your sons.

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@LEGO_Group I’m 7 months pregnant and limited on what I can do these days, can’t even bend over without peeing a little..if you have any lego sets just laying around that you need to part with I’d be happy to take them off of your hands. Especially anything for spooky season. 👻

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I’ve been pregnant the past two years for alumni and I hope that doesn’t become a tradition.

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I don’t know why I thought my baby shower would be normal. There is nothing normal about 100+ people on the guest list.

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The total count for baby shower invites is 103. Some of y’all gotta get cut ✂️

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Laying on your stomach 19 weeks pregnant is not the vibe

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I miss my dog

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All my friends are hungover asleep and I just want breakfast

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@Muzik_ Thanks Rhon!

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Now that I’ve announced I’m carrying a human it really has hit me that my hood rat days are over.

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Torture is your husband suggesting 3 brothers for breakfast and going back to sleep.

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I will forever be upset that the price of spray cheese is so high.

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Things that make life worth living: getting a party pack of tacos with your husband 🌮🌮🌮

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Should be out of work early tonight..which means 7 instead of 8 and I’m going straight for mini corn dogs

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Do we think Tom will make it to his show tonight? #PumpRules

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@gfeldman7 @kristendoute I seen it and was like no way..then kept digging and was like oh..that’s a real thing 👀

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I’m so invested in this vanderpump drama right now. Where is my girl @kristendoute