there should be a "take your friend to work day" so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories
Happy Easter everyone! We were awoken by a 5 year old mermaid princess at 6:20am and notified of the Easter bunny's arrival. #HappyEaster#parenting#needmorecoffee
My 4 yr old keeps hearing people talk about the @Eagles She thinks her #delawarebluehens shirt is an Eagles shirt. Today I asked her “do you know what the eagles are?” She said “are they a heron?” 🦅 #GoBirds
Me: pouring my coffee 4: Mommy I didn’t get marker on your special seat cushion! Me: taking my coffee to see purple marker all over the chair I inherited from my grandmother #parenting
@elonmusk keeps firing people at @Twitter but meanwhile at @Tesla he’s paying people to update my car’s software so now I can make it fart remotely from my phone app. They also added a new fart sound called “verified fart” which has a Twitter blue check mark.