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stay weird 🫀🌻🍃🪩🐈‍⬛

[𝑨𝒔𝒉 @ashhbitchh]

I don't get it? She literally had a baby so yeah she is " "pregnant" "

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

Do any women want to comment on this "pregnant" belly here?

[𝑨𝒔𝒉 @ashhbitchh]

There's a reason they're called Scottish ROUGH cakes 🤢

[𝑨𝒔𝒉 @ashhbitchh]

It's actually so peak that hair grows, like I wish sometimes we could turn it off for a bit

[𝑨𝒔𝒉 @ashhbitchh]

Good

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If we stop having baby humans, there will be no more humanity

[𝑨𝒔𝒉 @ashhbitchh]

I feel so sad coz she’s obviously so hurt but myyyyyyyyy god

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Her husband had a 2-year affair with another woman while his wife was pregnant, so she took him to Walt Whitman Mall this morning to do this 😭 https://t.co/7GtdOYJ0uE

[𝑨𝒔𝒉 @ashhbitchh]

Wow I’m so shocked!11!!! I never had her down for being transphobic 😱😱😱 thanks for the article c x x x

[paris rae @parisrae13]

why do y’all think female artists need to cater everything they do to children

[Slam Dunk Festival @SlamDunkMusic]

We are pleased to be able to bring you the final artist announcement to help you make the decision now whether you will be joining us for Slam Dunk Festival 2025.

Check out the full lineup as we welcome a further selection of seasoned and fresh talent to an already stacked bill.

[𝑨𝒔𝒉 @ashhbitchh]

Anyone get Birmingham tickets for Kurtis Connor?

[𝑨𝒔𝒉 @ashhbitchh]

Natural selection indeed. I’m glad she called an Uber and got out of there!! Imagine being on a date with someone that believes shagging their own daughter is ok. Could never have kids with him in fear that he was also an incestuous paedophilic rapist 😭

[BellaliberTea @bellaliberteaa]

My brother in law

6’2
Fireman
Home owner
5% body fat

2024 first time voter went on a date last night with some crunchy granola hippie. She asked if he had voted and for whom and when he said Trump she called an Uber and left 💀

Natural selection at play.

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

“And then Trump won for a second time, but all the while the UK had learned that Gary Barlow’s son was massive, which then became a national priority.”

[𝑨𝒔𝒉 @ashhbitchh]

I will not be calling it X & I’ll die on this hill

[𝑨𝒔𝒉 @ashhbitchh]

This whole thread has me in absolute tears and restored my love for Twitter

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

PSA: if you are experiencing performance issues in Stardew Valley 1.6, remove all hats from pets. We will address the problem as soon as possible

[𝑨𝒔𝒉 @ashhbitchh]

God were women not hated enough already? Soooo many incel losers 🤢

[cole @c_0L_e]

you’ve got mason greenwood playing for one of the biggest clubs in france earning millions a week, kobe bryant immortalised, connor mcgregor attending premier league matches, chris brown selling out tours and donald trump as the literal president of the whole of america

[𝑨𝒔𝒉 @ashhbitchh]

Blondes will literally get a root smudge and be like “darker for winter 😘” but slay though

[𝑨𝒔𝒉 @ashhbitchh]

Thursday and 7 and November are all the same. What a satisfying day

[𝑨𝒔𝒉 @ashhbitchh]

How long does it take the Americans to vote!!