yosoyashley

I have 2 degrees

[yosoyashley @ashhhhhhhpash]

Yt ppl wanna be oppressed so bad

[Jenny Erikson-Hart @JennyErikson]

My child’s kindergarten teacher masked her behind my back today (I’ve made it clear we don’t do masks) so if you’re wondering how life in a blue state is … 😡

[yosoyashley @ashhhhhhhpash]

one kid I went to HS with is a pastor now and I literally have 10 screenshots of him talking about how Black people are less than, scum, etc.

[yosoyashley @ashhhhhhhpash]

going through my old photo album from high school and I have screenshots of twitter posts people made that could LITERALLY end them.

[AFTER HOW MANY CHILDREN @tomisin_ms]

He’s trying to mount her while her baby is drowning, and she’s trying to save him.

Reminds me of that video of a husband trying to cuddle up to his wife while she was breastfeeding.

Men are really something across all species.

[yosoyashley @ashhhhhhhpash]

No healthcare. Tampons cost like $20 for the good ones. My power bill is fucking insane bc of data centers I didn’t ask for but yeah okay. Greenland.

[WORLD NEWS @_MAGA_NEWS_]

🚨ALERT: In a bombshell revelation, top White House officials disclosed that the United States is finalizing a staggering $700 billion cash offer to buy Greenland outright from Denmark, plus $100,000 lump-sum payments to each of its ~57,000 residents—totaling nearly $706 billion.

[yosoyashley @ashhhhhhhpash]

Okay threads. Help me out. Has anyone had a conversation with an older family member about putting the keys down and not driving anymore. Trying to navigate this here and I’m honestly lost. 🙃

[yosoyashley @ashhhhhhhpash]

Pls stop putting this on yall scalps 😭😭😭
Ima def get some for my glass top tho.

[𓆩♡𓆪 GODS FAVORITE 𓆩♡𓆪 @soulaaangel]

CRAZY

[yosoyashley @ashhhhhhhpash]

Having a fully developed frontal lobe and trying to watch reality tv is so hard. Im watching selling sunset and 90% of the cast is really weird.

[yosoyashley @ashhhhhhhpash]

no baby thats Khloe..

[LAMAR ODOM @LamarOdom]

Grace carried me when strength couldn’t.

[yosoyashley @ashhhhhhhpash]

Not trying to get too into the weeds with this but y'all gotta remember that Nara is 24, this is her 4th kid, she is naturally very slender, she is 6 feet tall with a long torso, and she eats a low inflammation diet..

[Dr. Brittany City Jarman @brittanycity]

Baby where?! Nara this is insane

[yosoyashley @ashhhhhhhpash]

No rib cage depression. Angle of pressure is diabolical. Prime example of when your best is not good enough. I will say from a pathos perspective I do genuinely appreciate her efforts and trying, miss girl needs to do an in person course, the virtual 3 hour cert aint it.

[The Facts Dude 🤙🏽 @Thefactsdude]

New: Fort Lauderdale Officer Caught on Camera Performing Chest Compressions in Middle of the Road

A Fort Lauderdale police officer was filmed performing chest compressions on a man in the middle of the street, working to stabilize him until paramedics arrived.

The witness who recorded the incident said the officer stayed at the scene, doing her best to help while waiting for emergency responders.

No news headlines to be found.

Just an officer stepping in when it mattered most to try and save this man’s life.

[yosoyashley @ashhhhhhhpash]

The Alfred Street pastor said it best. No crumbs.

[yosoyashley @ashhhhhhhpash]

It's 2001 and a 40 year old man with a brain worm meets an 8 year old and they become soulmates. Sounds weird doesn't it? Apparently thats the origin story of Ch*rlie and RFK Jr. Just another day for the magats.

[yosoyashley @ashhhhhhhpash]

"hE meAnT 2021" a few notes:
1. If a democrat did this we'd here nonstop how they're unfit
2. He said TWO THOUSAND AND ONE 3 different times

[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

RFK Jr. says he met Charlie Kirk in July of 2001 and they quickly became "soul mates." Odd

[yosoyashley @ashhhhhhhpash]

are YOUUUUUUUUU seriously asking this???

[˙✧˖°📷 ༘ ⋆｡˚ @wehat3nay]

how is he still rich?

[yosoyashley @ashhhhhhhpash]

Had to drop off my car for service. An uber home, 3 miles, is $16 while a Lyft is $7

Mind y’all I live in a very blue collar, suburban, area. That price differential is so weird.

[yosoyashley @ashhhhhhhpash]

idk man. Mary still eats I just think the choreo and outfit choice is hindering her capabilities. Give us a boot, give us a wig, give us a sunglass but Auntie please stop all that jumping around.

[Boochie is the Name @stoppfeenin]

Paying to see Mary J. Blige perform LIVE is a choice I’d never make.

[pink pilates princess💗 @KUNTAKUNTY]

I deadass don’t like wh*te people

[✨ @ARAHAS_]

overly religious women are some of the dumbest women alive.