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[ash @ashhhhtonx]

@passthatpuss pls sir help me get tickets to your Philly show this weekend

[tia @cursedhive]

ai is really starting to get out of hand like im so scared

[Magdalena @magdddaaaa]

Selena better than me I would’ve just texted Justin

[JUMEX 🪶 @vmpchriis]

tomorrow is monday again?? i can’t do this anymore

[trash jones @jzux]

me on january 1: this year is gonna be all about balance

me on january 17: maybe if i drink enough coffee i’ll just burst into flames

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

“thank god it’s the weekend”

me Saturday and Sunday:

[carrie bradshaw @pradasunset]

me when i remember my future depends on me

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

my whole life could be falling apart & imma still crack me a lil joke.

[Bitchy Witch @TraderGoys]

Barely 6pm and need to entertain myself for at least another 4 hours before I can go to bed

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Why my family ain’t said sh*t about thanksgiving? We not eating? Or I ain’t invited?

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

i’ll mute my TV and stop breathing to hear my neighbors fight

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

To my boss: hey can I go home rn I feel kind of sad and weird

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

my therapist: how are u?
me: im ok how are u?

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

when u make an excuse not to go out & they come up with a solution

[Christian @districtlazo]

Mfs who clock in at 6am