Ashley Smith

living life, one slice of pizza and maxed out credit card at a time. |

[Ashley Smith @ashhhleysmith]

Fun Fact: I did buy another Kia 🙃🙃🙃 2023 Kia Sportage.

[Ashley Smith @ashhhleysmith]

Me looking at what new car to get next year and struggling NOT to just buy another Kia Soul:

[Ashley Smith @ashhhleysmith]

This post aged beautifully. I was almost stuck in MS on the way back because there was an issue with checking in and the gate agent was so close to not letting me on the plane. She took pity on my puppy dog face and let me on, thank god! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Ashley Smith @ashhhleysmith]

I had a dream (nightmare?) that I arrived at the airport 5 minutes before my flight departed and woke up sweating, not knowing if dream-me made it.

I have to fly out for work in 3 weeks and both my departure and arrival have 2 stops each… is this a premonition? 😬

[Ashley Smith @ashhhleysmith]

Okay, I love you @Torrid but wtf…. I thought Friday was the day for the best deal? But apparently, Monday’s sales are better and I could have saved $25 by waiting another 2 days… 🤷🏻‍♀️ that’s annoying.

[Ashley Smith @ashhhleysmith]

This happened to my husband today at @McDonalds. 😂

The real question… is there someone out there who ordered a fat side of Mayo and unexpectedly got 4 chicken nuggets?

[Ashley Smith @ashhhleysmith]

@lai_lette @Starbucks The comments on here are not it. A manager’s job is to manage. Someone calls out or can’t make their shift, it should be the manager’s job to figure it out. “But that’s what I have to do.” Then don’t do it? Manager gets paid for that shit.

I’m sorry about your dog 😔

[Ashley Smith @ashhhleysmith]

Does anyone else struggle with not sleeping at night because they didn’t accomplish everything (or anything) they wanted in the day, and also because sleeping means it will be a new day with new things to do and all of it is just overwhelming at times?…

Or is that just me? 🙋🏻‍♀️

[Ashley Smith @ashhhleysmith]

How have I been on Twitter this long, and how has it been a thing all this time?

Damn, I feel older every day.

#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Ashley Smith @ashhhleysmith]

Somehow, I stumbled upon my old tumblr today… what a whirlwind. 😬🤷🏻‍♀️

[Ashley Smith @ashhhleysmith]

Traveling from MI ✈️ PA for it! ❤️

[Ben Rector @benrector]

RT if you’re coming on tour! To my friends in the D.C. area, the show at @Wolf_Trap just went on sale today. Get a couple of concert tickets… https://t.co/zNDy0PeG6q

[Ashley Smith @ashhhleysmith]

@Official_ICEE YO ICEE! Two questions: 1) where’s the closest location distributing White Cherry? and 2) do you manage your marketing in house or with an agency?

[Ashley Smith @ashhhleysmith]

@AndrewMHeidorn Same, dude. You’re much more skilled than I by a long shot, but I’d love to write and record just one song some day so I can be like “I made that.” ❤️

[Ashley Smith @ashhhleysmith]

I’ve gone by Ash as a nickname forever and prefer it over my full name, but I realized recently that I have literally name in my life ever introduced myself as “Ash.”

[Ashley Smith @ashhhleysmith]

Fight ‘em. We only stan Dr Pepper in this house. 👊🏻

[Dr Pepper @drpepper]

Your friend bringing the drinks brings soda with fewer than 23 flavors to watch the game. What do you do?

[Ashley Smith @ashhhleysmith]

Googling “how to cut hair into a bob” at 2:32am because I’m having an increased anxiety episode and need to do something that makes me feel in control. And also, my next hair appt isn’t until February and I need it nowwww. 😬

[Ashley Smith @ashhhleysmith]

Merry Christmas to me. I broke my garage door 😅👍🏻

[Ashley Smith @ashhhleysmith]

@OGBobbyGabriel Brah, same. Except exchange all that for “visiting with people from destinations” and we have the same experience. Im 2nd day at my new job and kinda drunk. 🤣

[Ashley Smith @ashhhleysmith]

What I’m excited for today: going to Philadelphia for the first time for my first day at my new job. 😄🎉

What I’m NOT excited for today: leaving my house at 4am to make my flight. 🙃👎🏻

[Ashley Smith @ashhhleysmith]

Today it was confirmed that Major does know what suitcases mean… given the fact that he shit on the floor right next to us as soon as we started to unpack them. I think that’s code for “don’t you dare leave again.” 😬 oops.

[Ashley Smith @ashhhleysmith]

Is there an illness that makes you smell fart all the time, cause either I have it or my dog just won’t stop ripping ass. 🤮