dame judi brunch ♡

I only pretend I know what I'm doing.

[dame judi brunch ♡ @ashhkaay]

Me 3 weeks into living in the south again since 2005: GottaWannaNeedaGettaHava BOJANGLES.

[dame judi brunch ♡ @ashhkaay]

I read @grady_hendrix’s books before I moved to SC. Now that I’ve worked for Clemson for a few years and am re-reading My Best Friend’s Exorcism, I really hope that Albemarle Academy is just a thinly-veiled Porter-Gaud because that would make my whole life.

[helen @helen]

kids these days will never know what it’s like to have another scorcher with tomorrow being even hotter and ur husband says he’ll call sears and u mention that he said that yesterday and tell him to call now. so he calls now

[leah @leedleleuh]

debt ceiling?????? why didn’t they just stop buying iced coffee???

[Lauren Schu @laurklei]

Whenever I hear that someone is 25, I immediately think “wow, they’re so young” and now I totally get why my students think I am like elderly

[titsay 𓆏 @titsay]

a potion is brewing 🐱

[dame judi brunch ♡ @ashhkaay]

I’m excited in-person learning is happening again, but the surge of cases in children here and in the Chicago area is concerning, so if I don’t already have to see you everyday… I’m locking myself down after this baby and no one is coming to visit.

[dame judi brunch ♡ @ashhkaay]

I’m “Every person I know is the most annoying human on earth” weeks pregnant. I don’t think I have the capacity to talk to anyone until 2022; I can’t even pretend to care about anyone’s dumb shit anymore.

[dame judi brunch ♡ @ashhkaay]

It’s been 3 years since leaving WI and I still go into panic attacks when confronted about my first job. Even helping a friend who also got out of that school process her time there still caused a stress response. How the hell do you heal?

[dame judi brunch ♡ @ashhkaay]

My favorite game to play is “Am I hungry or is that the baby kicking?” as at this stage I think I’m just perpetually hungry after having no appetite for 3 months.

[dame judi brunch ♡ @ashhkaay]

As much as I love having moved across the country to warner weather, I miss having people in my corner because when I need someone there just isn’t anyone.

[dame judi brunch ♡ @ashhkaay]

Calling my dad to ask about getting pulled over, not because he’s my dad and knows everything, but because I’ve never met someone who has gotten traffic violations more than him.

[dame judi brunch ♡ @ashhkaay]

I’ve never had such a strong desire to drink wine and eat pizza and play Mario Party but since I’m pregnant I can only sip grape juice and stay devastated that my dream is dashed until at least September.

[dame judi brunch ♡ @ashhkaay]

I love that people beyond me describe him as lanky.

[Prep Baseball Illinois @PrepBaseballIL]

3B Kyler Kennen (@HDJBaseball, 2023) is a lanky 6-foot-5 prospect with a loose, easy LH swing.

#AuroraID

[Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey]

the gender pay gap is mostly fucked up bc like what do men even have to buy?

[dame judi brunch ♡ @ashhkaay]

@apcarver Living in a town that just lost, I beg to differ.

[Alton Brown @altonbrown]

So many Food Network people are like "oh, I'm going to braise short ribs in elderberry jam..." Screw that, I'm going to mainline moon pies and snort cheese powder!

[dame judi brunch ♡ @ashhkaay]

@apcarver I think about this video more than I’d like to admit.

[dame judi brunch ♡ @ashhkaay]

I talk to like 6 sorority sisters and Nick’s over here like ❤️❤️❤️❤️Brotherhood is buying each other video games so we can always be together❤️❤️❤️❤️ and I feel like I really missed the boat on the whole sisterhood thing oops

[clintoris @clintoris]

going for a suicide prevention walk. it’s where I go on a walk so I don’t kill myself