Ashi

Four time grammy award winning recording artist, celebutante, first woman on the moon, nobel peace prize recipient, pathological liar.

[Ashi @ashiketchum]

anyone still here? 😬 i am finding a void for my errant 140 character musings...

[Ashi @ashiketchum]

@CosmoniousHigh @pax Tried to msg but didn't go through! 😔

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@cypheroftyr hah, thought i saw him in the lobby when i checked in on thu! makes sense now.

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@LaCarmina @BrownsShoes @LizWestStudio any other vancouver suggestions? might pop up there for the hell of it in a few days. 🙃

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@LANFestGG @voodooranger Msg'd!

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@ShitR1ckySays where's that at?

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level of tired: strangers (plural) have presumed i was crying due to the bags under my eyes... and that's just what they can see through the makeup. #sxsw #sxsw2022

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pretty sure i'm only a few xrays away from having all the pieces to complete a human skeleton. or die of radiation exposure. either or.

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someone get that man an audience applause sign. #sotu #StateOfTheUnion

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@ErinBurnett admittedly not the most pressing of matters rn, but gotta ask: what brand is the black zip-up top/jacket from tonight? love it!

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'wake your ass up' would be a good slogan for a laxative.

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i like how i closed out my $atvi position as a tax harvest and it just storms back in like "no, fuck you! i'm not done with you!" and just hits my $msft too out of spite.

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if you have the lord in your heart, doesn't that clog your arteries?

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i'm not saying #ces is particularly empty, but one of their chartered shuttle buses rerouted to my destination rather than the designated drop off because all of their passenger was going there (as in me. it was just me.)

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i am the cheese. i am the best character on the show. i am better than both the salami and the bologna combined.

[Ashi @ashiketchum]

ever accidentally jam a sewing needle between your skin and nail only to have it drill down a few millimeters and pop out the front of your nail? i wouldn't recommend it.

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accidentally typed 'birthday kale' and suddenly want to make that a thing as a new way to disappoint people in my life.

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why are there no more zeppelins? i hate all modes of transportation, but i haven't tried a zeppelin yet, so i was looking forward to hating that too.

[Ashi @ashiketchum]

cars on the back of tow trucks jiggle similarly to titties.