the female Pete Davidson

she/her

[the female Pete Davidson @ashil0420]

@gazpachomachine This is a masterpiece

[the female Pete Davidson @ashil0420]

@_milf_vibes_ Except I’m joking about seeing a movie for the first time this year 😂

[the female Pete Davidson @ashil0420]

@_milf_vibes_ It’s me, hi

[the female Pete Davidson @ashil0420]

@bethany803 I need this framed

[the female Pete Davidson @ashil0420]

@Jelly_Ehles My kiddos at school are going through this phase where they fight naptime and then if they do sleep it’s only for maybe 30 minutes 🙃 like please sleep for an hour so I can get the lunch area cleaned I’m begging you😂

[the female Pete Davidson @ashil0420]

@bethany803 I’d cry

[brooke @_milf_vibes_]

You’re really going to talk to me like that? When it’s literally Happy Honda Days?

[the female Pete Davidson @ashil0420]

@spookymamaxo #spitonjohn

[the female Pete Davidson @ashil0420]

@bethany803 I love this

[the female Pete Davidson @ashil0420]

When’s the wedding

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

We get to my place & I make u a Capri Sun & Gin and go the bedroom to change. U hear me whisper "Alexa, Play Creed." she replies "Playing your playlist: Creed (Romantic Songs Only)." The playlist is their entire discography. I come out wearing corduroy overalls. Do u stay or go?

[the female Pete Davidson @ashil0420]

@SmileForAlli Um no but can we please????

[the female Pete Davidson @ashil0420]

I chopped off all of my hair today and my only regret is I chopped it too short to put up😭

[the female Pete Davidson @ashil0420]

“One time I went to horse camp as a kid and I got fucked up”

[mimi @babieyoda]

yall don’t type the way u talk?? let’s unpack this

[the female Pete Davidson @ashil0420]

I love my mom. I love my mom. I love my mom. I love my mo

[og bec @becca_may33]

if it’s one thing about them tables, they always turn.

[the female Pete Davidson @ashil0420]

@SmileForAlli Thank you love😭 i wouldn’t wish this pain on anyone

[the female Pete Davidson @ashil0420]

How does one survive passing kidney stones bc I’m about to throw myself off a tall building

[the female Pete Davidson @ashil0420]

@sluggenes Let’s just say that make us look wholesome

[the female Pete Davidson @ashil0420]

I’m realizing just how bad this year was for my mental health bc my Spotify wrapped is literally podcasts about the secret life of the American teenager

[the female Pete Davidson @ashil0420]

@sluggenes dude I started it back up on Hulu and now I remember why this show made me hate Shailene Woodley so much