Ash

life’s too short to spend it reading this. *123*4#

[Ash @ashinyourcoffee]

Colored proverbs:
‘No It’s fine’
#AshwinWillemse

[Ash @ashinyourcoffee]

2026 is the Manchester build a Bale challenge

[Ash @ashinyourcoffee]

Have you ever doomscrolled so hard that the algorithm flipped and started flooding your feed with videos in other languages?

[Ash @ashinyourcoffee]

Blur > Oasis

[Sean @shornKOOMINS]

Go on Damon #FreePalestine 🇵🇸 #glastonbury2024

[Darth Craven @CrazyCraven01]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Ash @ashinyourcoffee]

Ok so in the UK it’s ’Just Stop Oil’
In RSA I think they go by the ‘MK party’

[Stonehenge U.K @ST0NEHENGE]

Just stop oil protestors damage Stonehenge 😭

[Ash @ashinyourcoffee]

Windows 11 can get wrecked.

[Ash @ashinyourcoffee]

Trauma is the real gateway drug.

[Ash @ashinyourcoffee]

When are we replacing retail pharmacy employees with self service machines?
Honestly can’t wait…

[Ash @ashinyourcoffee]

It’s been a few months, but I’m still not over Miles Kane’s butchery of the 505 solo at the Emirates in June ‘23.

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

habibi learn to stand first

[Ash @ashinyourcoffee]

Downloaded a 153mb file today in 25,5 seconds. And remembered back to 2006 when it was a flex to have Wi-Fi that could a 3mb mp3 in 3 mins.

[Ash @ashinyourcoffee]

Profound 🧐

[The Meme Merchant @MemeMerchant]

@NoContextHumans

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

BREAKING: BRICS announces new members as:

🇦🇷 Argentina
🇪🇬 Egypt
🇪🇹 Ethiopia
🇮🇷 Iran
🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia
🇦🇪 UAE

[Ash @ashinyourcoffee]

Not me stanning Lana’s new Album. 🔥🔥

[Ash @ashinyourcoffee]

Good morning to everyone except people that think listening to Lana Del Ray is a personality trait.

[Ash @ashinyourcoffee]

On Wednesday I turn 34, then 4 days later I turn 33.

[Ash @ashinyourcoffee]

That last work item on a Friday really have me like this.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/MTeDIC5NBh

[Ash @ashinyourcoffee]

Good morning to everyone except City power employees.

[Ash @ashinyourcoffee]

Good morning to everyone, except those playing Hogwarts Legacy - that have not READ any of the books.

[Ash @ashinyourcoffee]

Good morning to everyone except people that think listening to Lana Del Ray is a personality trait.