Ashley Merzon

🥏🧗‍♀️🚴‍♀️Sox//Pats//Swiftie//F1//Weather ;; she/her

[Ashley Merzon @ashisacoolcat]

A relationship should be 50/50. 50% me and 50% the 12ft tall skeleton from Home Depot

[Leslie Blair @lablair]

I did not want to spend my extra hour watching to see if I’m going to get hit by a tornado. #okwx

[Dylan McLemore @voiceofD]

Absolutely ridiculous for a nocturnal event in November #okwx

[Ashley Merzon @ashisacoolcat]

Acquaintances to ex-friend, to ex-girlfriend, to ex-fiancé to WIFE. No more ex after that 💍 💞

[Ashley Merzon @ashisacoolcat]

I’ve been at this airport for seven and a half hours… and boarding was supposed to begin but we are waiting on the pilot, FA, basically the entire crew to land and deplane after the passengers from a different plane.

I am tiredddddd and this weekend was a lot.

[Ashley Merzon @ashisacoolcat]

The cat distribution system works

[Holly 🏁 @lentaholly]

what do you mean williams just replaced logan sargeant mid season?!??

[clare @sadderlizards]

no please don’t make me get out of bed

[trash jones @jzux]

summer can't end yet. i haven't had enough ice cream cones

[Ashley Merzon @ashisacoolcat]

I stg I need @bzsalads to open a franchise up in Oklahoma

[Ashley Merzon @ashisacoolcat]

why is taylor swift wearing 2 different shoes rn? I need to know

[Ashley Merzon @ashisacoolcat]

Just two bros being dudes

[Ashley Merzon @ashisacoolcat]

@hyphel_tower 😭

[Ashley Merzon @ashisacoolcat]

I said this as we were on the line waiting for the point to start and got TWO chuckles. #winning

[Hayride Ultimate @HayrideUltimate]

Stuff them like peppers 3-5

[Hayride Ultimate @HayrideUltimate]

Voice crack on the yeee haw. Worth it.

[Ashley Merzon @ashisacoolcat]

My sad little meatball heart

[Hayride Ultimate @HayrideUltimate]

This is a team full of carrots and I CANNOT deal. #meatball

[Ashley Merzon @ashisacoolcat]

@hyphel_tower 😭

[Hayride Ultimate @HayrideUltimate]

GRAB YOUR BAGS ITS TIME FOR A SUMMER VACATION! The best summer ultimate plans are made with Hayride!!! Book your matchups now on Instagram and Twitter!

(Names are in alphabetical order and money don’t mean a thaaaang)

[leon akgae @sileonthill]

saying chappell shouldn't be performing in red states when her entire thing is growing up in the midwest as a lesbian who didn't feel like she belonged like did pink pony club go completely over your heads

[Ashley Merzon @ashisacoolcat]

STOP DUOLINGO NO

[Duolingo @duolingo]

ferrari now has a zero day streak #f1 #CanadianGP #charlesleclerc #carlossainz

[Ashley Merzon @ashisacoolcat]

I am so in love with @bzsalads but living in OKC and getting their special deal texts makes me SO sad. BRING BREAD ZEPPELIN NORTH