Ashish Kumar kandu

A cup of coffee can change your perspective ☕

[Ashwini Vaishnaw @AshwiniVaishnaw]

Burj Khalifa lits up to welcome PM @narendramodi Ji.
🇮🇳🤝🇦🇪

[Ashish Kumar kandu @ashishkumar_04]

BINANCE give you a chance to get GMT free😍 so go and grab it before it's too late 🤹

[Khalik Rza Khan @Khalikrzaa]

उत्तर प्रदेश के छात्र छात्राओं की समस्या कब हल होगी आज चार लाख छात्र अपनी माँग उठा रहे हैं लेकिन सरकार उन्हें कोरोना के मुँह में धकेल रही है। #AKTU के छात्रों की एक ही माँग परीक्षा ऑनलाइन हो इसबार
#एकेटीयू_ऑनलाइन_परीक्षा
@AKTU_Lucknow @NidhiTanejaa @News18UP @CMOfficeUP

[Ashish Kumar kandu @ashishkumar_04]

Dil karta hai ek *patthar* pe likhu
" I Miss You " aur wo patthar tmhare
Sir pe de maaru , taaki tumhe bhi
pta Chale tmhari yaad kitna dard deti
hai....🥺

[Ashish Kumar kandu @ashishkumar_04]

Me drinking pepsi*
My relative's kid :- mujhe bhi do

Me :-

[Ashish Kumar kandu @ashishkumar_04]

Bewajah Bewafao ko
yaad kiya hai..😅

Galat logo pe
bhut waqt barbad kiya hai...🙂🤷🏻‍♂️

[Ashish Kumar kandu @ashishkumar_04]

Kbhi kbhi lgta hai life me
Kuch missing haii🥺💔

Jaise 50-60 crore 🤷🏻‍♂️😖😖

[Ashish Kumar kandu @ashishkumar_04]

Photographer :- Say Cheese 😬
Girl :- I am dieting can I say oats ???

And this is how the pout(😗) was invented !!

[Ashish Kumar kandu @ashishkumar_04]

बनारस के मिश्रा जी को पासपोर्ट बनवाने के लिए फार्म भरने कहा गया

प्रश्न : Enter your Name

मिश्रा जी : बिजेन्द्र नारायण मिश्रा

प्रश्न : Provide your PAN Details

मिश्रा जी: "मगही पत्ती, बाबा-180, तुलसी-300, हल्का चूना, डबल कत्था, नवरत्न किमाम , कच्ची सुपा

[Ashish Kumar kandu @ashishkumar_04]

ये दुनिया सिर्फ चीजों पर टिकी है

पहला विश्वास और दूसरा

ये नोट न चले तो वापस मुझे ही लाकर देना 🤷🏻‍♂️
😉😉😉😂😂😂

[Ashish Kumar kandu @ashishkumar_04]

*Abhishek Bachchan calls Amitabh*

Amitabh :- Namaskar
Abhishek :- Are waah Dad itni jldi phone utha liya , kha pe ho..??
Amitabh :- Humara desh aur poora vishv aaj Covid-19 ki chunauti...

[Ashish Kumar kandu @ashishkumar_04]

Bachpan ki baat hi alag thii...

Bss katti bol do

Zindagi se saare chutiya gayab
🥺🥺💯

[Ashish Kumar kandu @ashishkumar_04]

Aadhar card ki photo jaise zindagi
ho gyii hai🤕...,

Acchi nhi hai phir bhi chal rhi hai 🤧🤧

[Ashish Kumar kandu @ashishkumar_04]

* Missed Call *
Other :- Call Back
Me :- Kaam hoga to doobara
Call krega hi...😏😏

[Ashish Kumar kandu @ashishkumar_04]

Someone :- Kitne middle class ho..??

Me :- pocket money kya hota hai....ye mujhe doremon ke episodes dekhne ke baad pta chala..🙂🙂

[Ashish Kumar kandu @ashishkumar_04]

Pyaar💞 ek art😚 hai aur hum 🤷🏻‍♂️

Science ke student hai..😌😌

[Ashish Kumar kandu @ashishkumar_04]

@apoorvarauniyar Proof saath lekar chalna chahiye 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ashish Kumar kandu @ashishkumar_04]

* Me as a lawyer *

Your honor , ye dekhiye screenshot...

@apoorvarauniyar 🤣🤣🤣
#screenshot
#meme
#jokes

[Ashish Kumar kandu @ashishkumar_04]

I am mature but if you ask me

"Khaa rhte ho??"

I will reply "Ghar pe"🙂

[Ashish Kumar kandu @ashishkumar_04]

Someone :- I Love You

Me :- kya mazboori rhi hogi
Iss bechare ki..🥺