Ashish Vachhani

IAS 1997: TN | views not official|

[Ashish Vachhani @ashishvachhani]

To lose weight is a good New Year resolution.

But then, would you like to be a loser! 😊

#NewYear2025

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So true !😊

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2. ChatGPT

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It was an absolute mess. Then we automated it. Now we have an automated mess !😊

[Ashish Vachhani @ashishvachhani]

I fear I am fast becoming ‘a computer”. Not because of my computational skills.

But because I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes! 😊

[Ashish Vachhani @ashishvachhani]

Nothing can ever get done unless there is that ‘last minute’! 😊

[Ashish Vachhani @ashishvachhani]

I always wanted to be a banker… then I lost interest! 😊

[Ashish Vachhani @ashishvachhani]

"They say that Christopher Columbus was perhaps the first economist.

When he left to discover America, he did not know where he was headed; when he got there he didn't know where he was.

And, it was all done on a government grant!" ☺️

[Ashish Vachhani @ashishvachhani]

“There are two classes of forecasters (economy/ markets/ pollsters, etc): Those who don't know . . . and,
those who don't know they don't know." ! ☺️

[Ashish Vachhani @ashishvachhani]

“When you dial a wrong number,
you never get an engaged tone!” 😊

[Ashish Vachhani @ashishvachhani]

“Once your hands coated with grease, your nose will always begin to itch!” 😊

[Ashish Vachhani @ashishvachhani]

“Roads in the worst need of repair naturally have low traffic counts.
As a result, they get ranked low on the priority for repair works!”😊

[Ashish Vachhani @ashishvachhani]

Follow your heart.
But do take your brain with you!😊

[Ashish Vachhani @ashishvachhani]

The phrase 'short run' is necessarily overestimated compared to 'medium run', which is underestimated. This is because in the 'long run', we are all dead! 😊

[Ashish Vachhani @ashishvachhani]

All projects cost more and take much longer to complete, even if you take this principle into account!😊

[Ashish Vachhani @ashishvachhani]

Never invoke conspiracy as an explanation when ignorance and incompetence would suffice!

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Any sufficiently large problem can always and easily be rendered unsolvable ! 😊

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A complex system invariably evolves from a simple system that works well! 😊

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The amount of energy required to refute a terrible idea is always higher than the amount required to produce it! 😊

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Code of conduct for civil servants - #SardarVallabhbhaiPatel

[Ashish Vachhani @ashishvachhani]

The right to be heard does not necessarily include the right to be taken seriously! 😊