Ham Randal

Does it look like I know what’s going on right now? | OU 07 PiKapp | Snowman of Norman | Trophy Collector | Fascist Demagogue | 2x Title IX survivor

[Ham Randal @AShittyEngineer]

September 2nd, 2088, 11:13 p.m CST

[Locar @Locar1111]

This video is 10 times funnier and better now that we know Zephenia is forced to watch it

[Ham Randal @AShittyEngineer]

@EDawgFromHome

[Ham Randal @AShittyEngineer]

@EDawgFromHome Tzatziki

[Ham Randal @AShittyEngineer]

Scratch and sniffed my balls on accident

[Ham Randal @AShittyEngineer]

Greek food made by a Somalian woman and a Vietnamese man

Will it be worth $20?

[Ham Randal @AShittyEngineer]

@Agnustheman She’s right, give her grandkids

[S.S.Lazio @OfficialSSLazio]

16' | 1-3

FLORIANIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! IL GOL E' BUONO!!!

[Ham Randal @AShittyEngineer]

@MKaylaUltra Having met Samantha Kirknecky, yeah

[Big Daddy @_B1G_D4DDY]

Coffee so black, the news refers to it as a “16 year old male” or “student”

[Ham Randal @AShittyEngineer]

They call it the funny bone but it’s not funny when you touch it

[Clarence Xiao Jr @XiaoMingJr]

The little Jamaican engine that could:

"Mi tink mi gwan, mi tink mi gwan"

I am Clarence Xiao Jr 👍

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard my belt unbuckled and flew out of my trousers like a whip and lashed my uncle across his back like a slave

[Ham Randal @AShittyEngineer]

@BjRandolphJr I am in so much pain

[Garbear @Garbear11609092]

Bro just pop em out atp

[Ham Randal @AShittyEngineer]

Rend unto ceaser what is salad

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Listen.....hating your opposing counsel is REAL.

[Ham Randal @AShittyEngineer]

@2beers2hungover There’s a man riding a horse on top of my chest

If not then I don’t want it

[blue oyster clit @mcdonaldskhole]

I don’t know why no one at work trivia wanted to go with my team name The Black Quizraelites

[Ham Randal @AShittyEngineer]

Day four no poop challenge level easy

[ron mexico @troop_hater]

private equity bought my dick and nuts and leveraged my future boners