Ashley

[Ashley @ashlayohlay]

I went to @PlanetFitness 18 months ago wearing biker shorts and a worker asked if they’re “squat proof”… I didn’t know what that meant so I said “No, they’re Aerie” googled. panicked. left. haven’t been back since and still paying.

[Ashley @ashlayohlay]

@Nick_Colletti No

[Ashley @ashlayohlay]

Pregnant ladies be like “Baby is the size of an African Horned Cucumber ❤️” ma’am I do not know how big that is

[Ashley @ashlayohlay]

I love watching meteorologists sweat when there’s storms

[Ashley @ashlayohlay]

Totally forgot bugs were a thing until today

[Ashley @ashlayohlay]

@sarahliz9617 Yes! Every family function at as child seemed to involve explosives of some kind. Love that!

[Ashley @ashlayohlay]

@belladalimonte Literally changed my life

[Ashley @ashlayohlay]

I don’t feel like I look 16, then I watch the Bachelor and these girls really be younger then me looking 35. Wack.

[Ashley @ashlayohlay]

I won’t lie, I don’t hate Nickelback. However, I can’t bring myself to listen to it in the car because I always think “what if I get in a wreck with Nickelback playing in the background”

[Ashley @ashlayohlay]

@JoeBiden Papa Joe, may I have a crumb of stimuli?

[Ashley @ashlayohlay]

@aleeigha Love it!! I think I remember when you did that actually hahahaha

[Ashley @ashlayohlay]

Thinking about the time I worked at Once Upon A Child and my idea of quitting was writing “Ashley’s last day” on the work calendar while my boss was on vacation. Hahahaha I was so savage

[Ashley @ashlayohlay]

Or when I quit Shoe Department, I walked in and told my manager “hey, after this shift I’m done” because she wouldn’t let me take off for Memorial Day weekend hahahaha love

[Ashley @ashlayohlay]

Cell phone parking lot at the airport is such a weird vibe. Like yuh, we’re all just sitting here ✨waiting✨

[Ashley @ashlayohlay]

Lemme in

[Ashley @ashlayohlay]

I’m terrified

[Ashley @ashlayohlay]

@madelynleclaire Queen!

[Ashley @ashlayohlay]

I feel incredibly self conscious when I buy toilet paper now, I PROMISE I’M NOT ONE OF THEM!

[Ashley @ashlayohlay]

Proud of myself because I went to the gym today. I didn’t get out of my car, but I was there and it’s the thought that counts ❤️