A wise lawyer named Elle Woods once pointed out that every ejaculation not seeking an egg could be considered reckless abandonment and I just think maybe Texas should take a look at that one
To @USWNT: don’t give up this fight. This is not over yet.
To @USSoccer: equal pay, now. Or else when I'm president, you can go elsewhere for World Cup funding.
I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️
I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love
So excited to announce that I have committed to further my education and soccer career at NAU! Thank you to all of my coaches, teammates, family members, and friends that have helped me get to this point. Go Lumberjacks!💙💛