Ashlee Crabill

Que Sera Sera 🎼

[Ashlee Crabill @ashleecrabill]

I unlocked $45 Rush tickets for Once Upon a Mattress on Broadway on @TodayTix! https://t.co/iXeNPQNgQZ

[Ashlee Crabill @ashleecrabill]

I unlocked $47 Rush tickets for & Juliet on Broadway on @TodayTix! https://t.co/B1nHiSeWkh

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[CK @charley_ck14]

If there’s a movie about Elon, I want him to be played by Kathy Bates.

[Ashlee Crabill @ashleecrabill]

@beckhamwifey @veryharryhill the fact that tickets are released on a non payday Friday is a CRIME!

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

Ohio State is the only Power 5 team to win their first game after the release of every Taylor Swift album.

10-0

It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero.

[Ashlee Crabill @ashleecrabill]

#Squaredle 10/20
10/32 words (+2 bonus words)
https://t.co/2rFtboFWj2

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

In the Midwest “I’ll let you know” means we’re not coming

[🇫🇷🇩🇪⚽️🍒 @balescherry]

Rihanna giving the football players a makeover during halftime

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

This is why Quinta won an Emmy for writing

[nick kroll @nickkroll]

POV: pulling up to the @dontworrydarlin premiere as just a supporting actor

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

The one gay FBI agent raiding Trump’s safe at Mar-a-Lago

[Ashlee Crabill @ashleecrabill]

@CrumblCookies When my Mom ate a chocolate chip cookie from a batch I made and declared them better than hers, which were an iconic staple of every family gathering. After losing her last year I’m glad I can carry that recipe forward ❤️.

[Ashlee Crabill @ashleecrabill]

@TheGingerMinj Binx is used to being treated like a king 😻.

[Lacquerware @lacquerleaks]

Dogshit - Very poor quality
Bullshit - Not true
Horseshit - Nonsense
Apeshit - Rambunctious
Batshit - Insane

This is an excellent feature of English that we should continue building upon.

[Ashlee Crabill @ashleecrabill]

@michelleeshort @byersauto I love when the dealership tries to tell me my CRV needs $1k in maintenance but my hometown mechanic quotes me $800 less.
Us girls aren’t supposed to know vehicles Michelle, we are foiling their plans 😂

[Ashlee Crabill @ashleecrabill]

nerdlegame 103 4/6

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[Ashlee Crabill @ashleecrabill]

#waffle101 4/5

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🔥 streak: 12
🏆 #waffleelite
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