Ashley❁

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good

[Williams @Williyamsmart]

Quando as pessoas acham que você está ignorando elas, mas a vida te deixou desse jeito.

[Maira @maira4yo]

Once again this is the proper response when a man hits you

[Austine @theereal_one]

they’re getting run under the sink for 10 seconds sorry i have shit to do

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

I grew up being a bedroom kid so I tried to raise living room kids, and accidentally made ‘directly up my ass’ kids.

[m @skitzocat]

source??? pattern recognition

[Kelly @kellycucca]

there needs to be a slur for people who drive Jeeps with the little rubber ducks sitting on the dashboards

[Mrs B @attackdogX]

@catturd2

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

i’m under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean

[Ashley❁ @ashleeeeey___]

Lowkey disappointing you can’t see likes on here anymore. I took so much pride in mine

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

can someone please invent 8 hours between 9pm and midnight

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Banger of a day, everyone. Great work on here.

[Dinah @dinahaddie]

sorry I can’t, I’m busy liking all the coldplay affair tweets I missed today because I was at my stupid job

[GEESKI @BAEHELPGEE]

I’m so happy love island over y’all could finally shut the fuck up

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

"you're so distant" you literally made me feel like i wasn't important

[୭₊˚🎀 Perla ✿ ·˚ ₊ @pperlaescobar]

No contact really is easy when you realize they’re actually losers

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

when they make hate island somebody link me

[maha @mahaaaay]

hello sharks. i am asking for a day between sunday and monday

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i don’t play about my nonverbal time