ashlee.

a menace to society, but not really ✨

[🌸 @roguebaguette]

Grown man twice divorced scared of getting married to the supposed love of his life. Ladies, please.

[♉︎ @triggeredhour]

come outside! @BigSean

[CallUnc @Callunc]

When I'm already in an irritable mood and someone decides to have zero common sense around me 🙃

[miya @miyarah_]

cuando estoy tan llena que apenas puedo respirar pero alguien menciona el postre

[saith ꕤ ⸆⸉ @eternalsaith]

“Twitter is so sick and toxic”

Me the second I open it

[𝓥𝓮𝓮🦋 𝓞𝓹𝓮𝓷 𝓕𝓸𝓻 𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼🦋 @VeesVerity]

Stay away from men whose mothers didn’t choose them or show up for them. They will make you pay for that.

[k @ysljennii]

Me anytime I see a man get TOO LOUD with a woman in public:

[Notas. @Notas147]

Vi a una chica en tiktok diciendo: “él nunca supo que podía acompañarlo a todos sus sueños, porque nunca me invitó a soñar con él”. Y me quedé pensando en cuántos planes hice en mi cabeza para alguien que nunca me hizo lugar en los suyos.

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

Notice she didn’t kill yoh and your entire family?

[Nesh @NeshRelates]

Me coming into his life like a little gift from heaven

[ashlee. @ashleeiznumber1]

@ainaa_k Something has to beeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[miya @miyarah_]

como quiero que me traten después de haber estado insoportable todo el día

[ѕα’нαяαн 🌺 @SaharahRain]

I want yall to stop standing so close to me in lines.

[buraq🍉🇸🇩 @hluebucks]

i don't wanna be a mother yall not gonna trick me into speed-running poverty and oppression no thank uuuu

[Kara @mylifeiskara]

Always wonder if I met them already .. or if it’s going to be no one 😭

[౨ৎ @Alychaaaaa]

a man that can’t control his lust will fuck a man🤣

[Sosa✧. @vvsosa]

Anything i give you outside this mf bill is a tip

[Rose TheArtist @rosethaaartist]

So, you can’t wait 3 dates to fuck a girl but you can go to jail for 6 years and not play in no ass ? Yeah alright.

[Renan Callegari 🇧🇷 @umANSIOS0]

eu emburrado com coisas que inventei na minha cabeça