Ash

[shitposter emeritus (on sabbatical) @jazzghost_pm]

It turns out eating almost all your meals at home does in fact save you a comical amount of money. Humbled to discover this

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

@SecBlinken What part of North Carolina is that in?

[Ash @ashleejohnston_]

Another day of missing the beach

[GETEM ™️ @KEVINGETEM]

I never craved peace like I do now. I don’t wanna wake up bothered, angry, sour, no negative energy or thoughts. I just want to be happy & at peace w/ everything.

[Ash @ashleejohnston_]

I don’t know if I’ll ever get used to seeing the trend of painting freckles on your face in a make up routine

[Ash @ashleejohnston_]

I called my mom 3 hours ago about a woman being rude to Oak in the car rider line for not getting out of the car fast enough and she’s still tripping about it 😂😭😭

[Ash @ashleejohnston_]

Me: what do you want to eat for your birthday dinner

Liv: grilled cheese sandwich

[Ash @ashleejohnston_]

If you have this attitude towards children, who literally just want to interact with people they look up to and love, literally never be around me/mine. Respectfully

[Miso J. Blige @Queen_Miso]

No child should be calling every family members number on their iPad unless it’s an emergency. Your 7 y/o should not be in her 25 y/o’s cousins face asking to play dolls at the family bbq. Your 5 y/o should not be asking his 16 y/obcousin if he can go to the store with him..

[Ash @ashleejohnston_]

Unloaded a lot of my past trauma on my therapist last week and her response was telling me how surprising it is that I’m mentally stable 😅

[Ash @ashleejohnston_]

There’s nothing like a cold crisp apple juice at a hotel breakfast

[Ash @ashleejohnston_]

💀

[Ash @ashleejohnston_]

Leah just closed her eyes and prayed “Jesus, I love you, put mommy in jail, amen”

🤦‍♀️

[Ash @ashleejohnston_]

@jessieeeeb_ ok 🔥

[Ash @ashleejohnston_]

My biggest accomplishment in my thirty years of life is how funny my children are

[Ash @ashleejohnston_]

#delulu

[Ash @ashleejohnston_]

Oaklee: I want to go to Asia for my birthday

[Ash @ashleejohnston_]

@_sarahkingg

[Ash @ashleejohnston_]

Jbs snake got out of his cage and we have no idea where he is 🥰

[Ash @ashleejohnston_]

Oaklee: liv what do you want to be when you grow up
Liv: one of those people at Target that brings the order to people’s cars