Ashley Plischke

Wedding and Event planner, designer, coordinator, blogger

[Ashley Plischke @ashleeniko]

@BillAckman Precious

[Brooklin Nash @realBrookNash]

“per my last email” = fuck you

“apologies for the delay” = fuck me

“cc’ing for visibility” = you’re fucked

“checking in in this” = i’m fucked

“let’s revisit in Q4” = fuck this

“i’m not sure that’s aligned” = fuck that

“respectfully yours” = fuck all y’all

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

The moment you open a gift and find out that you were just adopted https://t.co/G9ufPAzJAN

[WUSA9 @wusa9]

The Giant Pandas at the @NationalZoo are enjoying DC's snow storm. The video shows slides, somersaults and pure panda joy from Mei Xiang and Tian Tian! https://t.co/29ukG8h7mA

[Greg Webb 🧸 @toyfolio]

The average car payment is over $500/month

My wife and I both drive paid off vehicles.

We each put $500/month into a Roth IRA.

In 35 years those IRAs will be worth over $2 million each, tax free.

Enjoy your “whip” though.

[Ashley Plischke @ashleeniko]

@OliviaShaffer23 Same girl. Me- im not drinking during the week... im failing

[Ria @BarstoolRia]

Chris Harrison took it upon HIMSELF TO GO SEE MADISON! An evil genius. Kris Jenner and Chris Harrison need to hangout more. The things those two would create #TheBachelor

[Ashley Plischke @ashleeniko]

PSA: don’t ever use @goshare worst company I think I’ve ever worked with. I should have read yelp reviews before using.

[Ashley Plischke @ashleeniko]

@goshare Don’t do it! They will damage your apartment and customer service is horrible! Still being sent in circle trying to get refunded for major damage! 19 days and still no resolution

[Ivanka Trump @IvankaTrump]

Native American women are 10X more likely to be murdered than the average American.

With the establishment of Operation Lady Justice, @realDonaldTrump is taking aggressive action to address the heartbreaking crisis of missing and murdered women in Native American communities.

[Ashley Plischke @ashleeniko]

@lilly_is_silly @navery_16 Is this actually a real place?!

[Trish Regan @trish_regan]

DREAM BIG and always be open to opportunities – that’s @IvankaTrump’s advice to all #Americans – watch:

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Yes, that was me at the Cowboys game with George W. Bush over the weekend. Here’s the whole story.

[ABC News @ABC]

"Those kids are waiting on me."

A Missouri mom of six gives out more than 100 lunches every day to kids in her neighborhood. https://t.co/FN9M7iQQJK

[Ashley Plischke @ashleeniko]

@OliviaShaffer23 Wow now that is something I would watch lol

[Ashley Plischke @ashleeniko]

Anyone else get harassed by @tjmaxx employees to open a credit card? They won’t stop for the whole check out. Now they have someone stationed at the front of the store harassing you the minute u walk in. #tjmax

[Ashley Plischke @ashleeniko]

@lilly_is_silly Soooo cute lol!! Does he have anxiety? A bigger kennel could be good for him so he can “play” in there. Idk just brainstorming 🤪

[Dana Loesch @DLoesch]

Uh, because people were keeping more of their take home pay, as in not giving it to the government, so they received less of a refund back. Paying less in tax means less of a refund. You don’t just magically get money that isn’t yours.