Ashlee Perkins

[Ashlee Perkins @ashleeperkins_]

@TMarinaraTwitch Because one is an offensively large object and the other is simply a boner 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Ashlee Perkins @ashleeperkins_]

Cat mom tip: feed your cats pumpkin. Not only are they great for their diet, apparently they treat the tapeworm you didn’t know your cat had 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Congressmember Bass @RepKarenBass]

Found one.

[Ashlee Perkins @ashleeperkins_]

@BaileySarian @emmuhlee_ @_Mrs_Batman I’m sorry WHAT? We’re going.

[Ashlee Perkins @ashleeperkins_]

The day I become an adult is the day my mom stops writing ‘From Santa’ on my gifts... which is not today, my friends!

[Ashlee Perkins @ashleeperkins_]

Honestly I appreciate when people have ‘Back the Blue’ signs because then I know whatever politician signs they have are shitty people 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Ashlee Perkins @ashleeperkins_]

When you forget you’re mid a MMM marathon and open your computer to see this 🤣 @BaileySarian

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Call me a radical lefty, but I can’t accept a system that spends $115,000,000,000 a year on police but forces 94% of public school teachers to spend their own money on school supplies.

[Van Jones @VanJones68]

Only three things happened tonight:

1. #DonaldTrump refused to condemn white supremacy.
2. The #POTUS refused to condemn white supremacy.
3. The #CommanderInChief REFUSED to condemn white supremacy on the GLOBAL STAGE.

NOW LOOK AT WHAT IS HAPPENING ONLINE.
THIS IS NOT OKAY.

[Ashlee Perkins @ashleeperkins_]

@BaileySarian Have you listened to First Burn?? It’s the first draft of Burn and performed by 4 of the original Eliza’s and is just amazing!

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $10,000 to 3 random people who retweet this tweet AND follows me! (If you don’t follow me, can’t DM you the money) Much love 💗

[Ashlee Perkins @ashleeperkins_]

@annaolson13 Noooo! What size was it? I’ll be getting rid of my smaller one (28 inch) when I move if you want it!

[Ashlee Perkins @ashleeperkins_]

@annaolson13 EXCUSE ME?? I dislike this more than Mama Olson and the carrots.

[Ashlee Perkins @ashleeperkins_]

@annaolson13 There should be a dislike button.. 🤢

[Ashlee Perkins @ashleeperkins_]

I 👏 don’t 👏 understand 👏 how 👏 anyone 👏 my 👏 age 👏 can 👏 support 👏 Trump.

[Ashlee Perkins @ashleeperkins_]

@annaolson13 okay I’m hooked 😂

[Ashlee Perkins @ashleeperkins_]

I wish there was a @mrkate styling hotline 😭

[Ashlee Perkins @ashleeperkins_]

@HalPeet @annaolson13 @annagau_ I’m good but thanks for thinking of me 🙏🏻 😊

[Ashlee Perkins @ashleeperkins_]

@annaolson13