ash 👽

MSU alum. Tattoo addict. Boston Terrier mom. Harry Potter junkie. Avid reader. Fluent in sarcasm. Probably somewhere drinking margaritas.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

parenting classes should focus less on diapers and more on what to do when you’re sad but still have to pretend to be a tugboat

[ash 👽 @ashleerose77]

My daughter has been going strong since 5:00 this morning. 🙃 How did I end up with a baby who doesn’t like to sleep? Mama is tireddd.

[Roopa Kukadia @RoopaKukadia]

This is litttt the funniest Kanye TikTok I’ve seen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

The halftime show should be a battle to the death between Kanye and Pete Davidson

[ash 👽 @ashleerose77]

Having a baby really is the loneliest time of your life.

[Discount🍉Emma🍉Stone (Taylor's Version) @Buffalojilll]

*BREAKING* Shortly after divorce announcement, Jason Momoa seen holding hands with Pete Davidson outside popular LA eatery

[ash 👽 @ashleerose77]

I have the most sour daughter on the planet. She goes through life with a constant scowl. Like, chill out girl, you’re only 4 weeks old. 😅

[ash 👽 @ashleerose77]

When will I learn that my child is not one who can sit for even a second without a diaper on? 😅

[key. @keywilliamss]

Lamar Odom on crack was a better man to Khloe Kardashian than Tristan Thompson.

[ash 👽 @ashleerose77]

I thought I had more time before my child starting pulling my hair every time I got near her 🙃

[ash 👽 @ashleerose77]

Why did I wait so long to have a baby? She is PERFECT. 💜

[ash 👽 @ashleerose77]

@machinegunkelly My favorite. 💜

[Big Britt @bigfacebritt]

The millennial urge to quit my job every time they ask me to do my job

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

i sold some tickets to come see my downfall,
it sold out in minutes
i saw friends in the front row

[ash 👽 @ashleerose77]

@JeffreeStar @JeffreeStarPets This old gal can’t wait. 🎉 👏🏻

[RogerSaid @RoqerSaid]

getting pregnant by your baby daddy again after telling the world he ain’t shit should lower your credit score by 300 points ….

[Erin McGuire Olson @e_mcguire_]

The challenge I’m doing this month is called October and it’s where I just try to get through every day of October

[ash 👽 @ashleerose77]

Getting random things from Kalani’s Amazon registry in the mail makes me so happy. Whoever ordered it for her, thank you so much!!😭💜

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Girls are like “my boyfriend is great!!” & then they break up and they’re like “ok so there’s a few things I maybe never mentioned…”