bitch pudding ✨

she/her

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when blink-182 said “work sucks, I know” I felt that.

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nothing tops the feeling of being a safe space for my baby to nap on. 🩷

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@phagocyticcell she’s a mess lmao

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sometimes I think of an old friend of mine who bailed on me on the day of my wedding because I told her she couldn’t add a plus one after all the numbers were accounted for (a random person not even her partner might I add)

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that being said I will always be more petty, but like? why are you stressing a bride out right before her wedding and throwing a hissy fit. And over a year later you’re tweeting about it. Lol.

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and then I wonder how she’s doing and see she subtweets me and is being petty on twitter at her big age instead of being an adult and talking to me (???)

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truly thankful to be here 🩷

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trying to not go insane when someone things I don’t catch their passive aggressive remarks is taking so much of my mental capacity today

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“Estimated delivery between 11:10-1:10”
*me at 3:37 staring out the window*

I hate online shopping

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@phagocyticcell HAHHAHHA I love taking .5 pictures of her

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I love spying on my daughter through the baby monitor (she sleeps 8-9 hours a night now idk what to do with myself)

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Miss you </3

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Why my baby cough like this

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me: omg go to SLEEP
also me when my baby is sleeping: i miss my baby :(

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@mandsshh thank youuuu 🩷

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my heart 🩷

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my baby is one week old today :’)

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Being a parent makes you say weird shit. For example, my daughter had her first big poop and I said “slay boots poop diva”

???

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Im i am infertile from eating scented candles. The