abra.cadaver

bad n bloated

[abra.cadaver @ashleeycox]

me in 3

[abra.cadaver @ashleeycox]

wearing my deceased grandmother’s thigh highs to brunch in mississippi

[abra.cadaver @ashleeycox]

other girlies wearing an oversized hoodie vs me

[AARON @lidolmix]

the fact that these are not an exaggeration

[abra.cadaver @ashleeycox]

forgot i joined a “soup lovers” facebook group … i’m sitting here scrolling through my feed like “why the hell is everyone eating soup tonight”

[abra.cadaver @ashleeycox]

@ConnerBoof

[abra.cadaver @ashleeycox]

there’s always at least 1 man at planet fitness working out in slacks and a tucked in button down

[abra.cadaver @ashleeycox]

bulletproof by la roux

[abra.cadaver @ashleeycox]

@yesyouresarah i’m watching norbit on mine

[abra.cadaver @ashleeycox]

major ick: adult twins that wear matching outfits

[abra.cadaver @ashleeycox]

i just found out what “ghost kitchens” are and i’m shocked & bewildered

[abra.cadaver @ashleeycox]

guy @ vape store: these gummies are 25mg but we have others with higher potency
me knowing i’m going to go home and cut them into fourths cuz i can only handle 5mg at a time or my hands turn into tulip bulbs and i forget who i am:

[abra.cadaver @ashleeycox]

it’s not a want it’s a need

[abra.cadaver @ashleeycox]

found an old iphone while cleaning today and have been trying to unlock it but can’t figure out the 4 digit passcode. i’ve tried fuck shit cock jizz 6969 and my birthday… no such luck. what gives!!!!

[abra.cadaver @ashleeycox]

this might be the delta 8 talking but i love the smell of depop clothes. like something about someone else’s home smells good af

[abra.cadaver @ashleeycox]

hank and the jarritos!

[abra.cadaver @ashleeycox]

my friend talked me into getting crumbl cookies after our lunch date tell me how i left there with 6 goddamn gigantic cookies

[abra.cadaver @ashleeycox]

why is this 10 year old child wearing a shirt that says “awake but not woke”

[abra.cadaver @ashleeycox]

water boil advisories, power outages. this week sucks! i’m kinda jealous of those doomsday preppers… i know they got hella supplies for this sorta shit