Ashleigh Allenden

[FPL Marcin @FPLMarcin]

Bruno captainers to Haaland captainers today

[Phil Howarth @PhilHowarth]

Bruno
Bruno
Bruno

[A @seattleiminyou]

Hate when I go to someone else’s house and there’s not a cat there. Why do you even have a house

[Gaynor Hammond @HammondGaynor]

Absolutely gutted that Ruben has been sacked and I want to wish him luck in his next venture because I have no doubt he will be successful at a properly run club. My club is an absolute embarrassment 🤬🇾🇪

[່ @pxrcyishim]

You guys don’t know how far we’ve gone back with this sack lol

[MattyFC @MattyFC__]

Man was made a promise , was lied to, and was not going to get disrespected.

Thank you and respect you for saying what needed to be said even if it cost your job.

Real ones understood the rebuild and the progress being made. Sad the board did not.

Best of Luck. 🔴

[Tom @ThomasClay3]

Let it just sink in,they haven’t sacked him because we lost to Grimsby, or lost to 10 man Everton,or drew with West Ham,or drew with wolves

They’ve sacked him because he refused to be their puppet, and called them out

Good on him. People will soon realise this isn’t a quick fix

[Bestley @ZachBest_]

Last season we created fuck all chances, barely scored and never looked like winning games.

This season, we’re creating a shit ton, scoring loads and every time we lose/draw we’re fuming because we should’ve won.

That’s clear progress, whether you like it or not.

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

Things That Bring Me Joy

[🇾🇪 @ManUtdHeritage]

Still one of the top grounds in European football with 115 years of history

We do not need a new arena to host concerts and NFL games, we need a football ground for Manchester United

New roof and a capacity increase is all that’s needed 👍

[Cris @UtdCris_]

Amad just said he’s a chill guy favourite player at utd by far rn😭😂

[Anna 🐝🔴⚽️ @4shaann]

How it started vs how it ended

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

A walk home from the football might not be so simple for everybody…

[Alexei @MUFC_redarmy99]

Paul Pogba made it very clear he hated playing for us.

So why does he want to train with us and why would we let him?

[Healosh @Healosh]

I’m not one to exaggerate, but having to type stuff out using your TV remote makes me want to shoot myself in the face.

[Jack @JDanial16]

When he starts doing United pressers he should switch to Portuguese every time Cotterill asks a question.

[marc @feelingsplain]

a 19 year old having their mate in the passenger seat on the way to McDonalds is a public danger but Doris, 91, who can't see over her steering wheel is perfectly fine to drive with a licence she got in 1964. what an absolute load of shite

[INVOICE PAPI @donchdeejay]

PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT

THE UK HEAT

WHEN YOU SHOULD BE WASHING CLOTHES

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH LAUNDRY YOU CAN DRY IN THIS HEAT?