Ash

[Ash @ashleigh7_]

@lostinclowntown Unfollowed 😇

[Landon Tewers @Landontours]

Kong vs Godzilla was the loudest movie I’ve ever seen. Also it was bad.

[Ash @ashleigh7_]

(Because that would make me :(( )

[Ash @ashleigh7_]

I hope there is no one hoping for me to fail in life.

[Ash @ashleigh7_]

@taline101 Lmao wtf

[Bindi Irwin @BindiIrwin]

Grace Warrior Irwin Powell ❤️

[the original self-identified emo @ThyArtIsMemes]

Happy 8 year anniversary to the worst day of my life

[Akilah Green @akilahgreen]

I no longer get up to investigate strange noises. It’s whatever.

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

fuck sorry i can’t. I have the human experience tomorrow

[Eric Sprankle, PsyD @DrSprankle]

I finally got my average resting heart rate down to 65 beats per minute. Only 65 more to go.

[james @kloogans]

sex is cool but have u ever left ur house without having to explain to someone where ur going and why

[Ash @ashleigh7_]

Wanna move out so I can have a nice spice rack

[Ash @ashleigh7_]

I just realised Let’s Get Physical is not about aerobics

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I used to write “sorry :(“ on my math tests I 100000% should not be allowed to have a credit card

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

what labor unions fought for:
- 8 hours work
- 8 hours rest
- 8 hours of what you will

what i actually have:
- 8 hours work
- 30 minute unpaid lunch
- 1 hour commute
- 2 hours piecing together some freaky little dinner
- 30 minute shower
- 6 hours self loathing
- 6 hours rest

[eddie kaspbrak’s right hand arm. man @richandeds]

u ever just feel very overwhelmed suddenly. like not 2 be a baby but why do i cry when i feel under pressure or incompetent or like someone is mad/annoyed at me. it’s so silly. anyway

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

it’s exciting to know a body can hold this much anxiety