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[1-800-SMACK-A-HOE @ashleighasterix]

@raisintinybabes high white cell just means there’s an infection present. looks like they’re running the blood cultures to determine exactly what bacteria is causing it. typically, viral infections will cause a low white cell count so I’d say it’s safe to assume this is a bacterial infection

[1-800-SMACK-A-HOE @ashleighasterix]

@bajablastbabee girl we there, spill it

[1-800-SMACK-A-HOE @ashleighasterix]

@1kashshy this ultrasound says 3rd trimester… you wouldn’t even be able to get an abortion.

[1-800-SMACK-A-HOE @ashleighasterix]

@lemoncarcass hella side eye

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

They got him on camera and no arrest were made. Please don’t talk to me about allegations running men’s lives when we don’t even arrest people we catch red handed.

[1-800-SMACK-A-HOE @ashleighasterix]

it is 2023. if you are not getting liquid sugar in your iced coffees, what are you doing?

[1-800-SMACK-A-HOE @ashleighasterix]

@RealMattCouch @RonDeSantisFL what’s despicable is taking women’s rights.

[1-800-SMACK-A-HOE @ashleighasterix]

@xsydneyaltieri its about damn time!

[1-800-SMACK-A-HOE @ashleighasterix]

so I’ve been kind of bummed about missing the yankee games cuz I don’t have cable, right? I go on hulu last night to pick a movie, and there’s a LIVE game playing. how long has this been going on? I feel a mix of joy and betrayal 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[1-800-SMACK-A-HOE @ashleighasterix]

evidently dairy does not sit well in Haleigh’s tummy either… so 6 months from now if you catch me out here pouring Titos into my Cookout milkshakes, mind your business 🥴

[1-800-SMACK-A-HOE @ashleighasterix]

every day I get closer and closer to packing up my family and moving to the side of a mountain somewhere... I’m so disgusted with the world we live in today.

[1-800-SMACK-A-HOE @ashleighasterix]

@GayLaVie is this what we’re doing now? 😂

[1-800-SMACK-A-HOE @ashleighasterix]

if men have anything, it’s the audacity.

[1-800-SMACK-A-HOE @ashleighasterix]

I thought the snow forecast was a fucking joke

[1-800-SMACK-A-HOE @ashleighasterix]

tell me why I wake up every morning and make a cup of coffee first thing like I don’t know damn well it’s going to get cold before I can actually drink it

[1-800-SMACK-A-HOE @ashleighasterix]

when you put your man onto Russ and now he’s coming at you talking about the new song that dropped 😍

[1-800-SMACK-A-HOE @ashleighasterix]

who’s supporting me though? 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Karun Pal @karunpal]

Give, but don't let it empty you.

[1-800-SMACK-A-HOE @ashleighasterix]

and if that doesn’t tell you how deeply rooted misogyny is in this country then idk what does

[1-800-SMACK-A-HOE @ashleighasterix]

I learned in my early u.s. history class that one reason european explorers tried to make the native americans out to be inferior was because they viewed women as equals in their tribes and european men were afraid that concept might bleed over into their culture