Ashketchum

📍Toronto, ON. Lover of all things four legged, and @jakeradford36 💍

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If I projectile vomited twice the day before the jack and Jill, how many times am I gonna do it before our wedding 🙈

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Really regretting not finishing our Jack and Jill shit yesterday when I had a good day. Because today I’m a blubbering pile of shit and have no desire to do anything.

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@instagram it’s time to make music available in my region. Pls. 🙏🏻

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I tried so hard not to like Don’t Check On Me by Chris Brown but daaaaammmmnn I can’t get that shit out of my head

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Sometimes, we play “guess how many m&ms I can fit in my mouth”

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@sherking25 Three more days my grumpy bear 💕💕

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There’s a kid at the gym that looks like Tommen Lannister or Baratheon whoever the fucks house he belongs to

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James McAvoy and Sam Smith might be the same person and he’s fooled us all.

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The amount I cry during an episode of Say Yes To The Dress has a positive correlation with how close the wedding gets😭😭😭😭😭👰🏼

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@billieeilish is the coolest and scariest human all at the same time. Yes I’m aware she’s 9 years younger than me. It’s fine. Everything’s fine.

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Getting my Aunt Shelley tattoo today and I’m so pumped! 🙌🏻

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NOT a fan of the new Pinterest home screen 😤

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WHEN IS INSTAGRAM MUSIC GOING TO BE AVAILABLE IN MY REGION THOUGH????

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OF COURSE LUKE P’s DATE IS SUNDAY SCHOOL. JUST STOP.

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@sherking25 💕💕💕💕💕

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They need to invent an Ativan equivalent, but for the depression after the panic attack. 🤯

[bach thots 🌹 @bachthots]

Luke’s the type of guy to meet a girl on tinder then shame them for being on tinder then murder her other matches #TheBachelorette

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@sherking25 That’s the stupidest decision ever

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If you don’t cry during the series finale of The Office you’re a monster

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@JRadford36 I didn’t say I did it yet....

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Had a salad for dinner... might order a McFlurry via Uber eats. That’s how that works right?