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case western alum •social worker ◡̈

[lexie @elderemo_mama]

I got a weird bite of chicken so now I can’t finish my dinner: an autobiography

[☔ @Whotfismick]

work: gives PTO

me: uses PTO

work:

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

someone yelled " hey retard" and I looked back

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

The perfect candle holder doesn’t exi...

[royse @Roysenotes]

Wish I could text my cat that I’m on my way home. But unfortunately he has no clue

[meeka @MeekyBlinders]

i'm free february 13th btw (national crab rangoon day)

[gabitha. @igabitha]

death is sad because why aren’t you here anymore. what do you mean i can’t hear your laugh again.

[ash💛 @AshleighHamar]

how the fuck has someone gotten ahold of my debt card 4x this year WTFFF

[latke @latkedelrey]

when your chronic illness is chronic illness-ing and someone says “it’s always something with you” like… yes… one might say the illness is… chronic

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

real

[emily may @emilykmay]

are women ever going to admit that thongs are the most sensory nightmare piece of clothing that has ever existed or are they still going to look at me in my eyeballs and say “i actually find them more comfortable.”

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

ur not lazy u just need to rest ur small beautiful little head most hours of the day bc ur soooo tiny and small and life is so big and hard and it’s ok

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

Me whenever people come over to my house

[Genius💡💹🧲 🤖 @GeniusPothead]

You ever hit the weed and it just...

[clare @sadderlizards]

ah your tummy hurts again? the only thing we can do is put you down. sorry

[ash💛 @AshleighHamar]

@Shearer__5 ruby was truly being drug through the mud 😂😭

[ash💛 @AshleighHamar]

@Shearer__5 HAHAH im happy i’m not the only one who just heard that

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

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