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[Joe @andjustliketwat]

£3.99 for a KFC Mini Fillet Burger which used to be 99p. They’ve lost their Kentucky fried fucking minds.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When I find an issue at work and then realize if I tell, it will become my responsibility

[Midnight Sweaty @Midnight_Sweaty]

Does anyone know if stuff is ever going to get cheaper again or is this just what life is like now

[Kyle 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @KMC_72]

79p before COVID by the way

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

the idea that my house might smell bad and i’m just nose blind to it because i live there is honestly terrifying.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Being a parent is wild because you could be in the middle of a mental breakdown and still have to pretend to be dinosaur

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐🪼 @JoroJrn]

i can handle alot... but God forbid there's multiple noises happening at once

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

I will never stop adding smiley faces to my work messages. It’s who I am. They’ll have to pry that friendly little emoji from my cold dead hands I swear to god

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I need a scientific explanation for why it’s easier to clean when you’re the only person in the house.

[ً @prinkasusa]

get pregnant and show them how it's done sir

[Grace 🦎🩵🐣🐈‍⬛🌃 @HormoneHangover]

I think people just don’t understand toddlers. All it takes is one impulsive dash into the road to ruin everyone’s life forever. It’s not necessary for a lot of kids but it seems totally reasonable to me

[bird 🐇 @oliveegger]

It’s bedtime but baby is just laying here making pterodactyl noises

[seraphina @hearthkeeping]

my grocery and meal prep list with a 97th percentile 3 year old:

[a n n a ⛲️ @fountaingirll]

Someone called my 12 month old NEWBORN a “toddler”… don’t pmo fr

[gbae⋆lola @gbennylola]

i lowkey get it, i too would hold my best friend hostage so she couldn’t leave me

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

I don’t need a vacation.

I need about three consecutive days
where nothing is wrong
and no one needs anything from me.

[𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 @homemakinghunny]

You don’t need a new life. It’s just February. The sun will be out again soon.

[eloise @soupforeloise]

please stop showing me that lonely monkey and its plushie, I do not have the mental fortitude to withstand the psychic damage

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

being sick as an adult is horrible like wdym i have to go get f cking groceries while i'm approaching the light

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Ending the night with peppermint tea to cancel out the Taco Bell I had for dinner