Ash_Li ™

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[elton @eltoowavy]

twitter is so relatable that i barely have to tweet😭

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

To be financially stable you need disappoint women regularly

[🎮 @BALENCISKII]

Your woman encouraging you to scam people so you can give her soft life😭

[Lil Kudzi muVert @yslomry]

just watch ZBC

[Jonasi😅 @silas_deya]

Kana uchiziva kuti ukuuya kusleepover zvemore than a day, chiuyawo ka nemari yechingwa🤷🤷

[jitters @suckonjitters]

lose virginity ❌️
sexual debut ✅️

[trippl 🤍 @tripplsett_]

when a baddie finally let’s you hit and you feel your meat going soft

[legit apple leaks @leaks_legit]

All new iPhone models this year will include cellular connectivity

[Tatenda Kutsirayi🇿🇼 @MalemaZw]

Increase the nurse's salaries not the presidential term.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Avoid people who view anything bad that happens to them or around them as witchcraft/spiritual attacks

[Notorious Henrie @NotoriousHenrie]

"D in Physics is better than A in History"

[DJ R-Tistic @DJRTistic]

When your girl is venting about her coworkers, but you know she’s the actual problem

[Ash_Li ™ @ashley0_92]

@PTChimusoro 😂

[Ash_Li ™ @ashley0_92]

@Merovaeous it's backfiring so early in the game... 270 minimum for India

[Nyatsimba Mutotesi @timiretimzzy2]

Raza wangu mhai

[PT 👩🏻‍⚕️ @chirembaPT]

No , hausi wega

Ndiwe usingadiwe 😂😂👍👍

[Dale @ncakos316]

Calling it now, Zimbabwe will beat Australia tomorrow.

[ICC @ICC]

Zimbabwe rise to the occasion with a brilliant all-round display to upset Australia 🙌

#T20WorldCup 📝: https://t.co/DGcVByz7gH

[Dale Steyn @DaleSteyn62]

ZIMBABWE 🇿🇼