Ash

I'm Ashley she/her/them 🌾

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

The title sequence for ‘My Two Cars.’

The new series from creators Dan Licata and Joe Pera is coming soon to Adult Swim.

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

I kind of believe that being an adult convert to any religion especially for political reasons is mad weird sorry

[Nathan Rudolph @DNVR_Rudo]

Long distance running and biking have perfected the art of intake while doing their sport. They've got energy gels, electrolyte mixes, food bars, pre race anti lactic acid stuff.

meanwhile hockey players out here slamming mustard.

[🦇 @D3LLANDREA]

little bitch tears from carter hart #LIKED

[JT @jiratickets]

how it feels to drop a perfect arigato gozaimasu for the cute waitress at the hot pot restaurant (she’s latina and the place is korean)

[Sofía @starkcanarie]

falling for a tyrannical dictator stole her light and youth 😔 happened to my friend padme amidala

[. @selfcontrI]

Dune: messiah (2026)

[sigfig @sigfig]

people misunderstand the icarus story. the problem was not that he flew too high. it's that the wings were made of beeswax, which offered very little resistance to heating. with modern materials he would have had no problems. we can fly as close to the sun as we want now

[maia arson crimew facts and tea @awawawhoami]

it's so sad that toronto isn't real, but you really have to admire bryan lee o'malley and matt johnson for their creativity

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

STYLIST: What do you wanna wear at the Oscars?

KEVIN O’LEARY: I’m thinking the wallpaper in an overpriced Italian restaurant’s bathroom.

STYLIST: Okay.

KEVIN O’LEARY: Steven Seagal visiting the Kremlin.

STYLIST: Sure.

KEVIN O’LEARY: Splinter at Donatello’s wedding.

[‎➳ ⋆.𖥔 𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 @gildfae]

I’ll ask the One Ring before I ask chatgbt

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

Conan O'Brien, suddenly getting serious 65 minutes into the Oscars ceremony: last year, Paul Rudd showed me a clip of a little boy in a wheelchair who fell off a cliff and died. he fucking died

[win ben stein's;gate @weedhitter]

i'm building a team of the two most emotionally unstable people i can imagine and also my hot uncle. we're going to build the tower of babylon and finally kill god.

[fujoker @FUJ0KER]

i love the persona 5 soundtrack because it is beautiful. genuinely incredible music. i love the persona 3 soundtrack because it makes me feel like a dog with sunglasses on

[christian @nopoweradeinusa]

13: I'm going to get a really cool car when im older & have my own family
30: I could probably live off my savings for 6 months without working & then just kill myself when I run out

[BJJotter @JiujitsuOtter]

“I’m gonna claim you as a dependent” is diabolical work �