*at olive garden*
*server, crying* please ma’am, please let me stop
*me, slamming hands on table as cheese overflows from my plate* I HAVEN’T SAID WHEN
IM SORRY BUT I HATE CINCINNATI BECAUSE IVY IS MY NUMBER ONE ON SECRET SONG LIST TOP TIERRRR AND THEN CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT AND THEN I MISS YOU IM SORRY?? PLEASE LIFE IS SO UNFAIR 😭